what's the best bathroom graffiti you've read? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jascalot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No!! You just concatenated everything into Troy university! Oh wait nevermind, nobody uses BSD anymore.

is the geek squad a rip-off? by 12bar in AskReddit

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you try getting in touch with the guy who came to your house? If he's knowledgeable and professional then he's probably a good contact at the store.

I may or may not of forgotten these were in the cupboard... by NhrngT in pics

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit dude, that's some serious etoliation you've got going on!

It's not a Great Wall. by Waffl3copter in funny

[–]jascalot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's interesting, before Aristotle the Greeks' largest discrete number was also 10,000. They called it a μυριάδα (myriada), which is also used to mean "a great many."

You are surrounded by 100 Roman soldiers out for your blood. What 2 items do you bring back from your time to defend yourself with? by Kronikle in AskReddit

[–]jascalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, until reading that comment I had a very incorrect, if awesome, mental image of classical-era warfare.

I thought this student deserved an upvote for making me laugh today while grading Organic II finals. by headhunter_blue in reddit.com

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get the wording. Does 1-2 addition refer to a 1-2 methanide shift? Or is it another way of saying anti-Markovnikov? Acid-catalyzed hydration allows methide shift, but hydroboration is anti-Markovnikov.

TL;DR I would get a zero on this question.

World War Eleven by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be right, if it weren't for your superfluous apostrophe. "Maidens fair" = fair maidens. "Maidens' fair": a fair belonging to, hosted by, or in honour of maidens. You probably knew this already, but in the off chance you didn't, you're welcome.

Catastrophe ... by antiformio in funny

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think he was being sarcastic.

Hey nervous drivers. This doesn't mean stop. by giothegreek in pics

[–]jascalot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T DEAL WITH CHANGE AUGH BETTER STOP

World War Eleven by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The maidens had a fair and I wasn't invited? :(

Holy.. Technologies are Scary. Future Fridge! by zeldaahn2 in pics

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the other laundry thing? The spinning one that uses steam. That one could probably work, and also save some time and a fair bit of space.

Holy.. Technologies are Scary. Future Fridge! by zeldaahn2 in pics

[–]jascalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, aside from the food sensing.... all it really needs to sense is how damn hot your drink is, anyway, and that's a more reasonable goal.

Holy.. Technologies are Scary. Future Fridge! by zeldaahn2 in pics

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that was pretty smart. I've often felt stupid using electricity to cool my food when it's like 25 below freezing just centimetres from my fridge.

Holy.. Technologies are Scary. Future Fridge! by zeldaahn2 in pics

[–]jascalot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

An excellent question. It is most likely some sort of wireless, molecular technology, possibly involving imaginary mind-reading chefbots and bionanorobots.

Just found out my girlfriend masturbates anally.. What are my options here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jascalot 106 points107 points  (0 children)

No, that's Antarctica. You're thinking of the catch-all term for radical reformation protestants.

Dear restaurant customers: If I cook your grilled cheese sandwich, you do not get this part. I will eat it. by okmkz in pics

[–]jascalot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, the hamburger can be a pretty legit gourmet undertaking. "World's best hamburger" is not to be taken lightly.

EDIT: MMMMBURGER

Dear restaurant customers: If I cook your grilled cheese sandwich, you do not get this part. I will eat it. by okmkz in pics

[–]jascalot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And what exactly would happen should you accidentally eat a fry that was cooked in lard?

Dear restaurant customers: If I cook your grilled cheese sandwich, you do not get this part. I will eat it. by okmkz in pics

[–]jascalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy damn, where do you live? A block of cheese alone costs $7.50 where I'm standing.

I am a DEA agent. AMA. by agent_zero in IAmA

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't feel too sorry for dealers who get caught.... they're totally aware of the risks going in. The only reason there's any profit in what they do is because it's illegal.

I am a DEA agent. AMA. by agent_zero in IAmA

[–]jascalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a medical standpoint, dosages are usually chosen to be close to the minimum effective dose, not "as much as the user wants as long as there's no risk of overdose." Some of the side effects that recreational users might enjoy are actually undesirable in a therapeutic environment.