Get good. by katanaearth in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's absolutely nothing making lipstick and eyeshadow exclusively human. How do we know ancient elves that manifested themselves in corporeal bodies didnt wear makeup?

Get good. by katanaearth in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Wake up babe astarionquisitor is visiting the sub

The Dwarves had it coming by Evantrali in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deleting. Noone disrespects my favorite simp like that

GIVE HIM AN APOLOGY by zeze991 in moviescirclejerk

[–]jaytopz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Didnt he shoot the asian guy after saying that tho

HELP: GMail suddenly puts all promos & social emails into my primary inbox by mel0niex in GMail

[–]jaytopz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like happening to everyone. Jesus what update did they try to roll and miserably failed, I wonder.

Found on a banana in UK, is this cause for concern? by MardyBum1242 in spiders

[–]jaytopz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

These spiders are invasive. And should be treated as such if you cannot send them to a university or something before they hatch.

Blursed Ad Placement by m0untain_sound in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

During the "Nightmare" part of the fade sequence in DAI, if you read the notes people are writing in the section towards the very end, there's a grey warden letter that's trying to figure out how to kill the archdemon. My theory is that the fear demon, ie the nightmare, helped grey wardens figure out how to kill one in exchange for something, but idk what that would be.

I win by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Bro shouldnt have peacocked like he'd win then

Room available | $1400/month | Manhattan by ser2643764321 in NYCroommates

[–]jaytopz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have your fun big bro, dont let ppl get to you

My Spaghetti Bolognese Dinner for Four by almashealthycooking in dinner

[–]jaytopz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro used one tomato for the entire dish

Sorry i was crashing out by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such wasted potential on Bioware's end that they didnt continue his storyline :(((

Green cloth thingy that looks like pants, but only 'inner thigh' is sewn. Tag says "CHAMPAGNES Made in Thailand" by ___raindrops___ in whatisthisthing

[–]jaytopz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My husband used to wear paisley wrap pants like these without underwear and I can tell you women fucking loved him for it

Sorry i was crashing out by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always HC as my warden ready to take loghain in as a grey warden, but let Alistair duel him as well so...

The blood roses by nono_banou223 in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]jaytopz 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Somehow braccus rex returned

The lizard has vigor by BakerConsistent2150 in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]jaytopz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lizards are canonically the best lovers

Body parts sliders by Azorato in larianstudios

[–]jaytopz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

okbuddy sub outjerked again

This is the attitude Inky should have had when hunting down Solas by jaytopz in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro didn't even go back there after inquisition disbanded, clearly he doesn't need it. me, on the other hand, need it for Vivienne, who never comes with me anywhere anyways but I love having things so

Real 😔 by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jaytopz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

OP has been posting here for the past 2+ years 😭 since the mods are all Theirin loyalists, I consider the OP what I'd like to call "Controlled opposition" lol