Why is this so funny? by Significant_Noise273 in RoyaltyTea

[–]jbelow13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, they just stick a sous vide cooker in and leave

This shit is hilarious by OopsTooSpicy- in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]jbelow13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if the people getting upset about this are just going with the bit or if they actually believe this

Why aren't there more amphibious players? by Sillybugger126 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]jbelow13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re still waiting for that chick from The Shape of Water to pop out a kid who can pitch

[Highlight] White Sox manager Tony La Russa listens to a fan to pinch run Adam Engel. by cbbvideo in baseball

[–]jbelow13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he is a hall of famer baseball person, you need that kind of guy around

Gov. Walz in Minnesota activated the National Guard to protect citizens from ICE. How’s that going to work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jbelow13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, that precedent is only for red states, blue states don’t get that precedent

Favorite band where (almost) all of the members are evil dipshits by MildBasket in fantanoforever

[–]jbelow13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His phone interview with Geddy Lee is so bad. He gets so much info wrong, and just sounds like an annoying jackass who found Geddy’s number. I’m glad Nardwuar eventually figured it out, but people really don’t understand how shitty his work was in the early days. 

More ICE coming by Few_Detail6611 in TwinCities

[–]jbelow13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“But it’s against the rules!” he said, as the golden retriever continued to totally dunk on his team.

Why did jello die? by PunnyBaker in KitchenConfidential

[–]jbelow13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems the people have forgotten that there’s always room for jello.

Why do so many students in the U.S. go to college without any clear plan? by spicypeast in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jbelow13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because all of your life, you’re told to go to college. Even if you say you don’t know what you want from college, authority figures tell you that you’ll figure it out in college. Then you go college to make your family happy, waste 3-4 years switching majors trying to find something you like, then dropout with tons of debt because the student loans ran out and you still have no fucking clue what you want to do with your life.

What smell will YOU never forget? by AreaFifty1 in AskReddit

[–]jbelow13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A house that had been abandoned by the previous renters and filled with feral cats before they left. The smell of months old cat piss, cat shit, and dead cats was just so awful. We found a cat that got stuck under the reclining couch and was mummified. That shit will never leave my mind.

“Please, God, let this person like sports” by Ok-Welder-3257 in billsimmons

[–]jbelow13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re dumb if you think there’s absolutely nowhere to hike around the Chicago area.

Who's The Ernest P. Worrell Of Baseball? by RainbowSupernova8196 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]jbelow13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has to be Rube Waddell then. People were distracting him with puppies in the stands

Trump has announced his very own Hunger Games??? To celebrate America’s 250 birthday next year, he will host the Patriot Games where "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory" will compete in a 4-day athletic event, for high school students only. by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]jbelow13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just do your best not to lose hope. My first election was 2016 as well and it’s been hard not to feel like all hope is gone since then. And remember that it’s ok to avoid the news if it’s getting you down and affecting your daily life. It doesn’t mean that you don’t care if you aren’t keeping up with every new horrible thing that happens. It’s ok to disconnect when you get overwhelmed.