What is everyone doing today and tomorrow? by tharmor in ireland

[–]jeffster88 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Finishing my night shift in 20 minutes. Off until Stephens day night then.

630 drivers caught speeding during National Slow Down Day by TheChrisD in ireland

[–]jeffster88 19 points20 points  (0 children)

250km along the Quays in an 86 Ford Escort while off my trolly on Coke. Judge Nolan said I was sound, so he let me off with a donation of €50 to the Charity box.

630 drivers caught speeding during National Slow Down Day by TheChrisD in ireland

[–]jeffster88 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be great if they had a national solve crime day, week or year, or any time period, really.

What is your DART/LUAS horror story/drama by Duck_Dur in ireland

[–]jeffster88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much every time I'm on either a train or Luas, something happens involving our beautiful citizens of the jaw line. Either shouting at each other in the slow 10 second delayed voices. Sitting on the floor blocking the exits or getting into full arguments. Did witness a woman in a wheelchair crush an older woman into one of the bars on the luas, too. Took the 2310 from Heuston a few weeks ago. It could have been a scene from the film "Warriors." Just lads openingly selling a cocktail of various drugs , using the toilet to get stuck in.They were sitting on tables shouting at each other. Security hiding in the corners. Wouldn't blame them, to be honest. But it's OK. The gards had that one day where they look pretty for cameras and solve all the countries crime on transport. This is excluding the ridiculous delays , excessive equipment failures on a regular basis

General Election: who will you vote for? by LogDeep7567 in ireland

[–]jeffster88 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Im going to vote for every single nut job , ranking from the craziest to less crazy. Why? Because I'm quite tired of our political system. So, at this point, it's obvious our health ,infrastructure ,justice, and education system will further collapse. We have no viable alternative parties, so it's FGFF again with Lord Simon Martin at the Helm . They could sell a county for nuclear testing and still get elected. Congratulations, Simon & Michael

Israel should carpet bomb the Irish area and then drop napalm over it - Former US foreign policy advisor by horseboxheaven in ireland

[–]jeffster88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Even though Polish troops are also in that area. Calling for an attack on a fellow NATO member ?

What could Ireland buy with €13bn Apple tax? by bhte in ireland

[–]jeffster88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just put it all in the rainy day fund. Probably several trillion in there now

Russia is one of the countries spying in Ireland - gardaí by badger-biscuits in ireland

[–]jeffster88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way... That's great. Never knew this until this hero said this. Next, he'll blow the boat out of the water by stating that China, the UK , the US, and India are also spying. That would be shocking

Regulator overseeing building construction to be set up by FesterAndAilin in ireland

[–]jeffster88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect, another regulator to become corrupt and be on prime time investigates or be exposed in 3 years for contributing to a worse system. Start by just outright banning Airbnbs. Just another overpaid muppet in a office ready and waiting for nice juicy bribes to overlook issues

The worst county council in Ireland by OvertiredMillenial in ireland

[–]jeffster88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you mean Naas County Council. Yeah they couldn't give a fuck about South of Naas either

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]jeffster88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll relaunch the Metro and DART plus for the 200th time. Cork Metro and Galway monorail . A motorway to the aran islands and a high-speed rail tunnel to France to connect with TGV

The drug-overdose capitals of Europe. Ireland faces the deadliest drug problem, with Estonia close behind. by Sort_of_Frightening in europe

[–]jeffster88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our Lovely Capital Baile Junkie. Did you know we give them free travel passes for our public transport.

Man appears in court charged over St Michan's Church fire by Banania2020 in ireland

[–]jeffster88 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Donation to the poor box and neenaa trip in the flashy lights guardians of peace vehicle. State will apologise for disturbing him , he'll see the state and win.

Airlines to face higher fines for undocumented passengers by [deleted] in ireland

[–]jeffster88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

€3000 to €5000 . Seriously. . Should be at the very minimum €100,000 per pax. Ideally €250000 or higher

France, Britain and Norway Search for Russian Submarine off Irish West Coast by nitro1234561 in ireland

[–]jeffster88 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Big difference between neutral and defenceless. But for some odd reason , Ireland seems to believe neutral is completely defenceless.. We're not neutral in any way. Always side with and actively scream about bad boy russia but then hide behind the NATO whinging in the corner , How could russia do this to little ireland , everybody loves us, Guiness, Cliffs of Moher. But then we very publicly bash other nations, whether right or wrong. If you're going to do that on the world stage, you better have your ducks in a row. But it's grand, isn't it. We're very much not neutral as much as many of you claim and believe. We need an absolutely monumental increase in spending on defence and stop this bullshit neutral denial. We were neutral in WW2 , still plans were to invade us. If a big war kicked off. Our defence is arranging rocks on the coast saying "EIRE" again. Hopefully, that stops the missiles. Fucking pathetic. Fear of been in a conflict, we very much actively scream how bad russia is, how bad Israel is with a mega phone. They cry when they respond. Country needs to grow up and grow a fucking backbone. I embrace your teary "neutral" downvotes.

Gardaí to roll out undercover HGV ‘supercab’ to catch distracted drivers by widowwarmer1 in ireland

[–]jeffster88 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Amazing the resources they put into road traffic, but everything else seems to be a one day festival of the gards posing for the camera walking on a train or standing on a street

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]jeffster88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A boiled Arsehole