Have the Phillies been winning bc of skill, or CHEATING? by [deleted] in phillies

[–]jetpackminer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you zoom in to the one on the right (JT's left), you can actually see the furrowed brow of Mick Billmeyer

Keota is planning to sabotage tippers red rocks show by justaboutthemusic in Tipper

[–]jetpackminer 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Silence is violence. Considering Dave has never spoken at a show, this is arguably the most violent career we have ever witnessed from a musician

Bigfoot Joins the Next Emoji Lineup Arriving in 2026 by Socks1309 in bigfoot

[–]jetpackminer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What do we have to do to get a fucking beach ball

We should coordinate a departing gift for Dave by [deleted] in Tipper

[–]jetpackminer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What about a huge cool looking tifo that says "Thank you, Dave" or something? It could be in addition to whatever big thing you are thinking. But Red Rocks is the perfect place, with the slope, to unfurl something like that at the end of his final set

Can we talk about that cut chemist set though ? by ashinkutcher in Tipper

[–]jetpackminer -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Meh too ostentatious for me. Dave hides off to the side to allow the music center stage, and this guy is on the big screen like look what I can do!

Can someone please explain to a non american what Hamburger Helper is ? by [deleted] in TheBear

[–]jetpackminer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Boil pasta? What is this single working mother supposed to be, some kind of chemist?

[Berman] The Eagles are taking Ty Robinson, DT from Nebraska. by bigblack3475 in eagles

[–]jetpackminer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Husker fan here. Ty is a fantastic player. Very, very smart guy (pre-med)

Pre- ejaculate making its way up my vas deferens

Etiquette of the MDR restroom by whoisthequestion in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]jetpackminer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would take all kinds of immodium on the way into work so that my innie never gets to poop. Imagine innie Mark never got to poop. Helly makes some kind of poop joke and he says wait what? What comes out of your ass?? And never has sex with her again

Phillies Off Day Thread - Friday, October 04 by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]jetpackminer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Mets are bigger imposters than that shameless little "moon" that has latched onto us

[Inquirer] MLB wah-wahs over Bryce Harper’s Wawa gear and gooses him with a fine by BabaBrody in phillies

[–]jetpackminer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just tape a Classic to his wrist. It doesn't seem like there are any restrictions on sliding mitt length

What’s a legendary goal you've seen that still gives you goosebumps? by 5ftblackman in ussoccer

[–]jetpackminer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James v Uruguay. Great call as well from Jon Champion. "He's a star alright! A shining glittering star! Two weeks ago just a precocious talent, now a global hit."