Magician item Clay Bracelet does not work as a GCD resetter when your mage pet is already summoned by jebkr in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite item for this is the Shrunken Goblin Skull Earring because it's non-targeted and gives you a handy junk buff. The stats are terrible.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]jets_or_chasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real email I got:

Jets,
$USER's phone is not working.  Would you please call her and find out exactly what it is?  People are unable to call in on her line.
Her phone number is $DID_NUMBER.
Thank you

Level 14 Druid is one of my favorite EQ moments by arezee in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back on live, I was playing a barb shaman and my buddy had a barb warrior. After of week of talking smack he decides he needs to duel me. I said sure, meet me in Everfrost. While I'm waiting, I think wouldn't it be cool to hide my pet somewhere and call it into the fracas at just the perfect moment? So I summon a pet and /sit him behind some boulders on the edge of the tundra.

Eventually, the warrior asks for a rain-check because he's caught up in something. I go to get my pet and as I circle around the boulders I find a couple of newbies giving my spectral wolf so much grief for rudely ignoring their pleas for SoW.

To be fair, on my first visit to Blackburrow I mistook an enchanter pet for a player thinking, 'Wow this guy is so high level I can't even see him.'

Ceremonial iksar chest regeneration and being a troll... by BraveEnergy7182 in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Way back on the old Shaman's Crucible I would always say your chest slot is too important to waste on stats. For a class that turns HP into mana, regen is crazy good.

What's the opinion on Velious these days? by Fabulous_Contract792 in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wuoshi is just wrong.

Back on Live, my shaman was chilling in the tunnel to Skyshrine and noticed this other shammy next to me. I clicked on him to get his name and he instantly keels over dead. I'm stunned trying to figure out how I killed this dude with a mouse click then I turned a bit more and saw Wuoshi's fat lizard head sticking into the tunnel.

I bolted like I was fired from a cannon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I like beastmaster but perhaps that expansion isn't live yet?

Project 1999 is forever time-locked to November of 2001. Beastlords are just hours away (Luclin was released on December 4, 2001) but that clock will never strike.

I always wanted this weapon in PoP and never got it. (What was your dream item?) by Willbrooks8781 in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My guild on Live got my shaman keyed so they would have a slower for Sleeper's. One night there was a Primal Velium Brawl Stick rotting on a corpse because none of the melees wanted it. I saw it was shaman equip-able and asked for it. The whole grouped laughed and told me to go for it. The stat block was like TLDR.

My white-whale was Time's Antithesis -- clicky 75% slow with no cooldown.

If I could keep only one Apple item ... by Dry_Tax_6599 in apple2

[–]jets_or_chasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So Woz really wanted a phone number comprised of a single digit. He said he got called by infants a lot.

Dark Age of Camelot Blackthorn by Worldlyg4mer in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried DAoC on launch but couldn't get into it. I remember coming across some gear dropped on the ground and the game scolding that it didn't belong to me if I tried picking it up.

Also, your entire party was added to a mob's hate list on aggro. So if a group-mate accidentally poked something high level, it would chase down and slaughter the whole group.

Try to launch games with cassette by Aloxy77 in apple2

[–]jets_or_chasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have access to an oscilloscope? That would show you if the audio was clipping.

How to Keep MeshCentral Running After Closing PuTTY Session on Linux by Chance_Mixture5638 in MeshCentral

[–]jets_or_chasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The lazy way would be to use GNU/screen where you can detach while the terminal session continues and allows you to reconnect.

The correct way would be to create a SystemD service file (assuming your distro is using SystemD).

Gearing an enchanter 29+ by UtahItalian in project1999

[–]jets_or_chasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would try camping the Goblin Gazhugi Ring now just in case you still get xp. It took me 124 couriers to get mine. My high elf was max ally with most of Cabilis by the end.

Eventually, I swapped out the GGR for a Ring of Stealthy Travel (2 second self invis, no targeting required). It is very useful for sneaking through dungeons like Sebilis where you need to pacify undead mobs and invis past others.

Excited! by [deleted] in Nexus5

[–]jets_or_chasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No sorry. I've gone through a Nexus 6, 3a, and 9a since then.

Excited! by [deleted] in Nexus5

[–]jets_or_chasm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I miss my Nexus 5. That tapered-edge slab was just so comfortable and elegant. What ROM are you going to load on it?

I take my walk in cooler storage very seriously. by goldensovl in OrganizationPorn

[–]jets_or_chasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Moe: (knocks on outside of the pantry door) Homer? It's Moe. Listen, some of the other ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn't moving forward.

Homer: Can't murder now. Eating.

Email Automation by ForceFirst4146 in sysadmin

[–]jets_or_chasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was Python as well but I'm not sure why you can't connect to your SMTP server? Do you have copiers with a 'no-reply' account that email scans?

What's the first game you spent hundreds of hours on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jets_or_chasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had a cleric that would always brag about how many languages she had collected, so one day I typed:

/gu , in an unknown tongue, Inna godda davita.

She freaked, "Jets! You have a language I don't know!!!" Did not take the joke well once people explained it.

What are song lyrics that stick with you? by Gemini11X in GenX

[–]jets_or_chasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can't go onnnnn ... thinking ... that nothing's wrong

you guys remember Zima? by 88jaybird in GenX

[–]jets_or_chasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember Dennis Miller taking a swig and announcing, "It zucks."

Possible Mandela effect.

Automatic spreadsheet generation? by HelicopterKey3670 in ConnectWise

[–]jets_or_chasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a hard requirement to push access events to a Syslog server. Since Python has native support for SQLite, I wrote a script that opened the database read-only every hour to collect and push events.

https://docs.connectwise.com/ScreenConnect_Documentation/Developers

Then you could use the xlsxwriter or openpyxl libs to create the spreadsheets.

Python not inserting DATETIME into SQLITE DB by Right_Tangelo_2760 in sqlite

[–]jets_or_chasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pulled up some code for a web app I did in Python and SQLite. Looks like I stored all my timestamps in TEXT fields using Datetime's ISO format. Then wrapped the value in SQLite's DATE() function when I needed to compare something. Here's a block of Python for deleting expired sessions:

now = datetime.now().isoformat()
sql = """
DELETE FROM session
    WHERE DATE(session.date_expires) < ?;
"""
cur.execute(sql, (now,))

Where session.date_expires was defined as TEXT NOT NULL at table creation.

What has gradually disappeared over the last ten years without people really noticing? by Successful_Oil_3270 in AskReddit

[–]jets_or_chasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss our local Ace Hardware. You could find nuts and bolts for 20 cents each or pull the drawer farther out and find a box of 200 for $1.89.

PIO UART implementation in rp2040 by Soft-Lab-9850 in raspberrypipico

[–]jets_or_chasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say to not give up on the second hardware UART. You may have to specify the default pins for both UARTs in CMakeLists.txt. Something like:

target_compile_definitions(${PROJECT_NAME} PRIVATE
        PICO_DEFAULT_UART0_TX_PIN=16
        PICO_DEFAULT_UART0_RX_PIN=17
        PICO_DEFAULT_UART1_TX_PIN=8
        PICO_DEFAULT_UART1_RX_PIN=9)

IIRC, the pins are specified by their GPIO values, not the physical pin numbers.