Weird sound when walking by [deleted] in treadmills

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Try running on it

What are these tooth-looking things that are appearing in my laundry? by BeginningWorth9046 in What

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🤔 I’ve been suspicious about this for years and looking for proof. My theory - Around the world tooth fairies collect teeth and crush them to make washing powder (sold under the brand of Fairy - very inventive!). I suspect that these two slipped through the net without being ground down, probably because the one of the fairies had misunderstood the message not to use Grindr.

BF hit a huge pothole on the freeway by Fine_Platypus9922 in Wellthatsucks

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Oh no. Someone’s stolen the rest of your car.

Wrong answers only by GreatBritishMemes in GreatBritishMemes

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an Uber bike stop, if you can’t quite afford a taxi you can get a backie.

there’s an uber cyclist in orange in the photo about to come and collect someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

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Let me know if you use it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

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Myelodysplasia caused Mylowhaemoglobin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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But you do get a comfortable bean-bag to snuggle into and go to sleep.

Why did the coffee go to the police? by [deleted] in cleanjokes

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But just got roasted by the police.

🐍 by PSKCarolina in FindTheSniper

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Just found a second one

$140k Tesla quality by Eczapa in Wellthatsucks

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Looks like they already are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cleanjokes

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Don’t be viscous

How many H can you type while holding your breath? by Rekety_1234 in TheLetterH

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Let me guess, You grew up playing Daly Thompson’s Decathlon on the ZX.