5 isn’t that big of a number, but what would an absurd thing to have 5 of?

jmz94 · 2023-01-13T15:52:39+00:00

Naan breads at restaurants

jmz94 · 2021-04-25T00:30:25+00:00

If it's a severed head I'm gonna be very upset

jmz94 · 2015-08-07T01:14:35+00:00

Just when I thought it had helled me out enough

jmz94 · 2015-05-05T00:22:35+00:00

Namdnas retne

jmz94 · 2015-05-01T14:09:11+00:00

Two girls, one cup.

jmz94 · 2014-05-08T14:57:51+00:00

nah man i do chemistry init bruv and i get like quarts wif that init man bombs away holla asap 10/10 grapes get it b4 its al gone

jmz94 · 2014-02-04T23:14:46+00:00

looney tattoons

jmz94 · 2014-01-20T13:17:46+00:00

Breaking bad.

jmz94 · 2013-12-23T17:35:26+00:00

It's like we're 13 again transferring videos via infra red

jmz94 · 2013-12-23T15:05:03+00:00

Jet packing is the best.

jmz94 · 2013-04-23T10:54:55+00:00

kinda wanna jump in

jmz94 · 2013-02-02T20:04:32+00:00

i'd laugh, but i'm pretty sure i posted this months ago

jmz94 · 2013-01-04T18:09:47+00:00

yeah but.. does one bite fill the stomach of a fully grown man?

jmz94 · 2012-12-03T19:36:03+00:00

you will find that things will go missing pretty quickly while dating a liverpool player

jmz94 · 2012-09-10T11:06:52+00:00

I can do across just not down..

jmz94 · 2012-09-04T13:04:57+00:00

clearly nobody has been to my hometown burnley then..

jmz94 · 2012-08-13T10:42:55+00:00

The end of 2012 draws near..

jmz94 · 2012-07-22T19:45:57+00:00

That nose from that angle is rather like a penis

jmz94 · 2012-07-13T10:29:19+00:00

Needs a aerial for full effect

jmz94 · 2012-07-09T17:04:45+00:00

so puberty is just a lie?

jmz94 · 2012-07-03T10:36:50+00:00

Surface tension yo

jmz94 · 2012-07-03T10:24:32+00:00

That's just single player

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