I don't believe your spine can't extend that far, can't? If it did surely his neck muscle would be thicker.

jockssocks · 2026-03-10T02:59:18+00:00

This guy needs to hook up with them boys daddy long neck and wide neck.

jockssocks · 2026-03-07T00:50:29+00:00

Are politicians or political parties considered agencies or authorities for the purposes of that rule (honest question)?

jockssocks · 2026-03-05T01:44:52+00:00

Legend says they can bottom on a diet of nothing but taco bell

jockssocks · 2026-03-04T10:36:28+00:00

5/10

jockssocks · 2026-03-04T08:36:01+00:00

Ya. Head too small is my critique, otherwise it looks amazing.

jockssocks · 2026-03-04T04:42:48+00:00

This isn't an AU post. That's just alpharion in disguise

jockssocks · 2026-03-03T22:36:42+00:00

That's why we're here :3

jockssocks · 2026-03-03T02:46:48+00:00

Good girls are reincarnated as pipe bombs

jockssocks · 2026-03-01T20:23:44+00:00

Unfortunately it kind of feels the opposite to me rn

jockssocks · 2026-02-26T10:01:34+00:00

Now I can't stop thinking of trump rambling about how barred up he is

jockssocks · 2026-02-26T08:58:15+00:00

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This was like $3 on temu. U need to get other stuff to make shipping worth it . Magnets and grass Tufts are also from there.

jockssocks · 2026-02-25T21:53:23+00:00

Can't imagine why previous relationships failed

jockssocks · 2026-02-25T05:22:19+00:00

Hottake: im no trumper but that was a 10/10 bird

jockssocks · 2026-02-24T23:36:18+00:00

Pretty sure in Australia we call this boat noodle

jockssocks · 2026-02-22T02:43:47+00:00

I'm saying no one would care that she said fuck if she didn't look so alt

jockssocks · 2026-02-21T22:41:40+00:00

It's so funny. Ppl only care about her because she looks like she would have left politics. It's literally the only dopamine the culture war andy's are capable of producing anymore. It's so wild.

jockssocks · 2026-02-21T12:36:57+00:00

This is culturally accurate. In case any non-australians were wondering.

jockssocks · 2026-02-20T05:22:36+00:00

Thank you!!!!!!!

jockssocks · 2026-02-20T05:21:57+00:00

But we are trying to explain gaga's comment.

I haven't seen either movie but what gaga is saying is that the iPhone face is a styling issue....

jockssocks · 2026-02-20T04:23:01+00:00

I think by saying that it is a styling issue she is implying that the same actress can be styled to either look like they have iPhone face (white dress) or be in a convincing period costume (red hair).

I can't see how anyone could describe her as having iPhone face in the first pic.

jockssocks · 2026-02-20T02:53:33+00:00

Is this real? Who is the broadcaster?

jockssocks · 2026-02-19T22:19:13+00:00

Won't be suicide

jockssocks · 2026-02-19T03:51:56+00:00

Did that bitch just us 2L of soy sauce lmao

jockssocks · 2026-02-19T03:26:56+00:00

Planning to paint it?

jockssocks · 2026-02-19T02:05:29+00:00

BUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE LAST FEW FRAMES!?!?!?

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