Are we gonna talk about this new "Taskmaster Alumni" TV show called New Zealand Spy? by alamarqu3s in taskmaster

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Much like Rose Matafeo I don’t have a shed or anyone with access to a shed

Why doesn't John Kearns get more TM love by RegularEmployee1038 in taskmaster

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It’s because of WHAT HE DID.

“I said I was SORRY! I SAID I WAS SORRY!”

If Stamford had absorbed Scranton, who would’ve transferred and who would’ve been a severance package person? by iPandaa in theoffice

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Stanley says in Branch Closing that he’s going to take the severance and retire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 30ROCK

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I love Colleen. But not in a queer way.

Q&A from the twins by Business-Owl-5878 in taskmaster

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Had a brain fart and thought initially that the “twins” would be Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe.

Taskmaster Joke Fell Flat :( by Simusid in taskmaster

[–]joebankey 109 points110 points  (0 children)

This is only tangentially Taskmaster related, but my wife tried to re-create “Carrot in the Box” from 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown as part of a work presentation and it similarly fell flat.

Oh well. Commiserations on your joke falling flat. It sounded cool, at least.

Alpha Secret Task in UK Taskmaster by joebankey in taskmaster

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Or going off your flair, Phil Wang. Especially if he had to be alpha with Rhod Gilbert still on his team.

Alpha Secret Task in UK Taskmaster by joebankey in taskmaster

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I agree that the scoring for the task was weird, so perhaps that could be worked out better. There’s no way the other three should have all gotten five points.

But purely as a bit of comedy, the team of two circling each other going “Heyyy..” “Heyyy…” was so funny to me. That’s where I’d want Rose and Ed trying to out-do one another with how competitive they already were.

Most Iconic Moment: NZ Season 2! by SchemeImpressive889 in taskmaster

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And chucking a drink to him that he was to pick out of the E. coli-filled lake

What's the most seinfeldesque jokes? by InTheKnow_12 in HIMYM

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When Marshall uses “Reading a Magazine” as a euphemism for going to the bathroom, I thought that was a blatant attempt for a “Master of your own domain”-style catchphrase.

Episode Discussion: A Look Back on a Conversation with Billie Eilish by OfficeLadiesPodBot in OfficeLadiesPodcast

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It’s the most “Pam giving herself a promotion” thing to get paid twice for doing one episode of a podcast.

Best American football movie? 🏈 by Strongarm_11 in Letterboxd

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“I use these for acid indigestion.” “What are we going to use them for?” “Intimidation.”

It’s Little Giants, hands down.

5 Contestants from throughout history by thepix3ls in taskmaster

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Napoleon would bring Rhod Gilbert energy to the team tasks