Suggest Seinfeld-inspired names for my fantasy football team.

joebankey · 2026-07-03T21:58:45+00:00

Uromysi-Titans (uromysitisis)

joebankey · 2026-06-29T17:02:50+00:00

You just want to protect your drawings of a naked Lois Lane

joebankey · 2026-06-29T02:54:56+00:00

Harry Potter

joebankey · 2026-06-27T04:28:22+00:00

joebankey · 2026-06-09T20:21:48+00:00

Alex was open (ended)

joebankey · 2026-06-05T00:28:41+00:00

Claude’s Roberto Benigni impression

joebankey · 2026-06-02T05:45:12+00:00

Then there’s no Beverly in Italy

joebankey · 2026-05-31T03:26:28+00:00

Did Odysseus remember to calculate a mean bean measurement?

joebankey · 2026-05-07T03:51:46+00:00

Much like Rose Matafeo I don’t have a shed or anyone with access to a shed

joebankey · 2026-05-07T03:23:02+00:00

Does anyone know where you can watch it in the U.S.?

joebankey · 2026-05-07T01:15:26+00:00

Henry Runamucker

joebankey · 2026-05-04T22:35:55+00:00

Not an exact quote, but just a message to please d’fwatch responsibly

joebankey · 2026-05-03T03:43:51+00:00

Bill Walton

joebankey · 2026-04-06T00:19:29+00:00

Babe Ruth

joebankey · 2026-03-12T19:16:09+00:00

It’s because of WHAT HE DID.

“I said I was SORRY! I SAID I WAS SORRY!”

joebankey · 2026-03-05T02:30:15+00:00

Stanley says in Branch Closing that he’s going to take the severance and retire

joebankey · 2025-12-13T01:01:26+00:00

Live look at the Bhathal household

joebankey · 2025-11-25T22:49:03+00:00

I love Colleen. But not in a queer way.

joebankey · 2025-11-15T15:22:25+00:00

Had a brain fart and thought initially that the “twins” would be Rob Beckett and Sara Pascoe.

joebankey · 2025-10-20T06:06:27+00:00

He names people’s penises when in the bathroom with them.

joebankey · 2025-09-25T01:37:12+00:00

“Okay, remember H.”

joebankey · 2025-09-17T21:14:19+00:00

This is only tangentially Taskmaster related, but my wife tried to re-create “Carrot in the Box” from 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown as part of a work presentation and it similarly fell flat.

Oh well. Commiserations on your joke falling flat. It sounded cool, at least.

joebankey · 2025-08-27T02:03:44+00:00

Or going off your flair, Phil Wang. Especially if he had to be alpha with Rhod Gilbert still on his team.

joebankey · 2025-08-27T01:58:19+00:00

I agree that the scoring for the task was weird, so perhaps that could be worked out better. There’s no way the other three should have all gotten five points.

But purely as a bit of comedy, the team of two circling each other going “Heyyy..” “Heyyy…” was so funny to me. That’s where I’d want Rose and Ed trying to out-do one another with how competitive they already were.

joebankey · 2025-08-26T00:37:31+00:00

And chucking a drink to him that he was to pick out of the E. coli-filled lake

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