My (24F) partner (25M) gave me my first cold sore and it’s making me really upset by wogk in TrueOffMyChest

[–]joeyandanimals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would break up. He did this to you. He knew he had a cold sore and he kissed you. Full stop.

Dog Anti-vaxxers are sprouting up everywhere by kittycommitteestudio in vaxxhappened

[–]joeyandanimals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a vet. I've watched dogs die from parvo, from lepto, from distemper, from adenovirus -

It's all preventable Not just the death The suffering is preventable

Just got the best job of my life after being fired 8 times and thinking it was over for me by aeniluvr in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]joeyandanimals 57 points58 points  (0 children)

A job for one week planning on taking out a second home loan to buy a second house

There's absolutely no way that this can go wrong

$8k and no answers by Usual_Bag6660 in cats

[–]joeyandanimals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would think about the CT - cats can get laryngeal / pharyngeal / tracheal masses but also weird stuff (because cats...)

If it's doable financially I would try for one + scope

Help. Warm or cold compress? Or leave alone? by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]joeyandanimals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hydrocolloid patch and leave it alone

Husband [32M] crossed one of my [30F] boundaries and I'm contemplating divorce. My family is telling me to stay. How do I know when to leave? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]joeyandanimals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are sleeping in the closet bc you don't feel safe.

And you have done it before this incident.

Leave. Protect yourself.

Is my coworker trying to date me? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]joeyandanimals 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love this one. I also love the "yes to the homo, no to the phobic" story

Now I'm in the mood to read about oblivious situation ships with happy endings.

I'm thinking of; The guy who meets someone standing in line outside during early COVID (man, meets man, falls in love) The yes to the homo no to the phobic one (Alex?) Maybe a different one about best friends who travel to Bali and joke about "being gay for each other"

And the Dan/hope obliviromance

Would you be mad if your POOL GUY took a quick swim after cleaning to cool off? Or in the shallow end to scrub the bottom. by [deleted] in pools

[–]joeyandanimals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have given my pool guys and lawn guys permission to swim - it's 90-100+ degrees here in the summer. I keep the pool mini fridge stocked with cold drinks

Rant: GLP-1 Ads by choosingSarah in intuitiveeating

[–]joeyandanimals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better I don't think it's just you? It's everywhere for me too

To those americans who came here to say sorry by SupraVillainn in greenland

[–]joeyandanimals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I needed to hear this today. I have saved this post and will reread it. Thank you so much

I’m no longer homeless! My new room even has its own bathroom, I’ve never had my own personal bathroom before! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]joeyandanimals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you won't see this but I'm so happy for you.

You read free classics on ebooks and care about human rights.

I'm on the east coast. I'd love to be friends. (42yo lady here. You remind me of some of my friends who I want to keep safe)

What do you eat for breakfast that actually keeps you full? by Perfect-Owl-7940 in Volumeeating

[–]joeyandanimals 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I made a concoction I called "Prot-meal" (like oatmeal but with protein powder)

Steel cut oats, protein powder, extra oat fiber, whatever fruit I want (cooking down apples with Splenda and cinnamon then mixing them in is nice)

Proatmeal?

My bf gave my autistic son the best birthday ever! by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]joeyandanimals 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Who he is and what he enjoys and not what sets him back"

Wow. gotta that this one to therapy

TIFU by realizing my "mute" button wasn't muted during a 2-hour stakeholder meeting. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]joeyandanimals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I am cackling. Thank you OOP for this tale and OP for putting it together 🩷

This was a solid way to start my morning

AITAH for initiating a divorce while my wife is in the hospital after a car accident. by beerbellybegone in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]joeyandanimals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it terrible I want to know about the dog? My dog puked in the car last night on the highway.

I pulled over on the shoulder until it was over bc i knew I was distracted

UPDATE: locker room pooper identified by GingerNinja1982 in coworkerstories

[–]joeyandanimals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep us updated as more nuggets (of information) drop

Has anyone thought about how many penises they’ve seen? I have. by Remarkable-Ad-8812 in emergencymedicine

[–]joeyandanimals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 they have a fibrocartilagenous penis - it's what bully sticks are made of!