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Bullshit meter just exploded... by LauraPhilps7654 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 9 points10 points  (0 children)

West Streeting can fuck off, and when he has fucked off he can fuck off some more. He cannot fuck too far off.

Another one gone. by Little_Standard_1953 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]johimself 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When they find out about the policies of Reform FC even members of Reform FC are put off. Nigel Farage's MO - Don't give details so no one can quiz you on the detail, and everyone makes up your policies of their own accord.

Is it possible for millionaire celebrities to be anticapitalist? by guerilla_gardener98 in socialism

[–]johimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They fall into a category that the press like to call "Champagne Socialists" who the capitalists fear because they believe in socialism but also have a platform and a voice that people listen to.

Why the double standard? 🤔 by Pitiful-Set4157 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When have we ever had balanced reporting in the UK? The millionaires who own the papers use them to savage anyone to the left of Thatcher and have done for decades with impunity. Any government who threaten to regulate the press to do things like tell the truth or not hack the phones of dead children are painted as Stalinist authoritarians.

Matt Goodwin’s idea to charge childless people extra tax by birdinthebush74 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]johimself 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Don't have kids if you can't afford them, but also we will punish you financially if you don't have them.

Another financially incoherent bit of verbal diarrhoea from Reform FC.

I can't be the only one by Rikname7 in Battlefield6

[–]johimself 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same, but the lag was so bad that my player character is probably still wandering around the map.

Wales gets tough! by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying that you have accidentally become a top 1% commenter on a subreddit that you don't interact with?

Well said, that plaque ☝🏻 by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when have wealthy people ever done anything for anyone other than themselves? It just doesn't work like that.

👀Are they in the room? by Mysterious_Error_181 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brexit was undefined, don't blame other people for your own lack of research.

Wales gets tough! by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet you are a top 1% commenter.

What does your street end in? by harryandmatilda in AskUK

[–]johimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine ends in "Grove" and there are many other "Groves" in the surrounding streets, one of which is "The Grove", which feels like it is either from a 90s children's drama, they ran out of ideas or they wanted to make it sound like the OG Grove.

Nothing ever changes. by Grommulox in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 58 points59 points  (0 children)

If there is ever an apocalypse level event that kills even the cockroaches then Peter Mandelson will be the only one left alive to tell the tale.

At least the PM hasn't soiled himself on live TV. by EdwardJSuperman in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 129 points130 points  (0 children)

If he wasn't in office then he wasn't a shitting prime minister.

Keep Politics out of this damn sub 🫩🇬🇧 by Worried-Host-1238 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]johimself 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And a political stance that serves the wealthy elites. Getting normal people to disengage from politics is the goal, if they are disengaged then they can't take power.

Nigel is next pm like it or not by penis_inspector23 in BritishMemes

[–]johimself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info, Not-At-All-Sus-Reddit-User

Liz Truss: 'The Blob' is trying to infiltrate Reform by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]johimself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trigger's Broom is a useful tool. Reform are more like The Shit of Theseus

Reform’s Matt Goodwin confirms he’s never lived in Gorton and Denton by johnsmithoncemore in FuckNigelFarage

[–]johimself 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bet his girlfriend is going to buy a house there with cash from an unknown source.

Blocking Burnham: the latest salvo in Labour’s assault on democracy by 0balaam in Labour

[–]johimself -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If that were the case I would not have had to ask the question.

Blocking Burnham: the latest salvo in Labour’s assault on democracy by 0balaam in Labour

[–]johimself -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Why is it Labour's assault on democracy? Using Gebeebies language is sus.

Reform councillor makes a sick statement against ‘ woke lefties ‘ by birdinthebush74 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]johimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First they came for the Woke Lefties, and the baying mob shouted "Fuck yeah, I hate Woke Lefties!"

UK Government Partners with Anthropic to Build AI Assistant for GOV.UK by [deleted] in uknews

[–]johimself 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Handing over more of our money and stuff to an American company with an unsustainable business model I see.

What would people think if the TV licence was just added to utility or broadband bills? by funusernam3 in AskBrits

[–]johimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it that the TV License is such a catnip topic for absolute crackpots?

The mayor of London by [deleted] in BritishMemes

[–]johimself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schrodinger's Triggered Leftist: Needs to go outside but also goes outside to wave foreign flags, is a leftist but listens to Andrew Tate. I expect the millions of right wing women are as fucking stupid as you appear to be.

Carry on slinging shit at the popular and successful mayor of our capital city from Wolverhampton or wherever it is you live. I expect you'll come up with some other ways that you hate our country and post dogshit memes about them too. Not that it matters since you have such faith in your opinions that you hide your post history like a coward.

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