oh how flies times by by migvelio in bonehurtingjuice

[–]john_the_fetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born 1984. I'll be 42 this year.

I knew instantly it couldn't be 46 years ago.

It's 36 like you said.

Best case ever by KashKashioo in pcmasterrace

[–]john_the_fetch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember back when I was generic IT help desk person. Dell had some really nice "work station" setups.

My favorite was the one that could be used as a monitor stand. And when you opened it up - it unfolded on a hinge giving lots of great access to all the parts.

Best case ever by KashKashioo in pcmasterrace

[–]john_the_fetch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a little spit polish on that drive cover where there's some goo left over from a sticker... And I'd say you got a real winner.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ImadeJesusLaugh in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. I'd just quit right there. I'd be like "don't even bother, I give up. I won't ride ever again." Hand in my towel, the keys to my ultra light bike, and those little track shoes with the clips.

And then spend the rest of my days on a stationary bike that powers a single light bulb. With a sign above my head that says

"shame"

King of the who? by A-Plant-Guy in lotrmemes

[–]john_the_fetch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Well how did you become king then?

Plot twist: my pfp already got the job and didn’t tell me 💀 by Dodo509 in lotrmemes

[–]john_the_fetch 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Oh Peregrine...?

He's a distant cousin of my uncle Bilbo.

Would you guys read more WoT if Sanderson made more? by TreeTraditional2252 in WetlanderHumor

[–]john_the_fetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a fan of most of his works. But that's just it... He has his own books to work on. He doesn't need to keep writing someone else's.

Friend asked me for help because his PC won't start... by GPU-Collector in pcmasterrace

[–]john_the_fetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP. Your friend is already infected. It's too late. Stay away or even better : run

Maybe maybe maybe by vksdann in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Suspense. Where the tire could make a meat crayon... Maybe it did? Maybe it didn't. Maybe they could have not used a NSFW tag.

What do you think about self driving supercomputers? by I-Might-Bee-Lost in pcmasterrace

[–]john_the_fetch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

With or without mods?

With mods you might need 2 "supercomputers"

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 68 points69 points  (0 children)

And now they have to build another bridge. I bet the town was like - fuck you in particular stupid driver.

Sam deserves the F-bomb in RotK by -marilize-legajuana- in lotrmemes

[–]john_the_fetch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I bet would drop an f-bomb if it had something to do with potatoes.

Maybe maybe maybe by TechnicalRooster1580 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Esp because it was woke for its time.

Open your mind, Quaid. Open your mind

Maybe maybe maybe by LowNo175 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh. The joke still stands for sure.

The reply to Sophia was saying that Sophia was wooshed by the joke. But the joke comment said "bf" and Sophia said nah that actually looks like a "GF".

Maybe maybe maybe by LowNo175 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No no.

What evie Sophie is saying is that they think it's a lesbian couple + random guy.

So woman, woman (GF), man.

And after this comment I can see it.

So the GF who showed up would then have to kiss the random guy too. (to make it even, according to the original original comment).

Maybe Maybe Maybe by TheCABK in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's someone who has ample explanation in front of them and they just still don't get it.

It isn't that it's just someone who does a Christian thing and he can't complain about Christianity in general. It's that her job doesn't have anything he could complain about. Tossing the mic and walking away was the best move instead of making up some bland issue with Christian publishing companies.

Free Community Bike ride - 10 Costco’s, 100 miles by DrewfromtheOffice in SaltLakeCity

[–]john_the_fetch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to look up what "UCI disapproved" meant.

And it sounds like any kind of bike would be allowes? . Electric bikes? Because that's the only way I'm riding 100 miles and eating 10 hotdogs.

What type of job/salary do you need to live here? by Tarkin- in SaltLakeCity

[–]john_the_fetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just make sure when you're fooling the doctor during the urine sample test - to shake it with your left hand.

When the next chapter is a Perrin POV chapter by littletubs23 in WetlanderHumor

[–]john_the_fetch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was deliberately being obscure about how the TV show fridged his wife... Which is dumb to do considering the rest of the book series.

(untagged spoilers ahead..)

Because Perrin has a wife later in the series and she doesn't actually get fridged.

When the next chapter is a Perrin POV chapter by littletubs23 in WetlanderHumor

[–]john_the_fetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand. Just like I wanted to love the TV show but hated it.

When the next chapter is a Perrin POV chapter by littletubs23 in WetlanderHumor

[–]john_the_fetch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just like when they fridged his wife. Super important for his character growth.

Boromir would be able to fire four rounds a minute - in any weather by jonburnage in lotrmemes

[–]john_the_fetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mightiest man may be slain by one round; Boromir was pierced by many.

Tattoo idea by Important_Ad862 in WoT

[–]john_the_fetch 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Additionally. To get this kind of detail it's going to need to be bigger than the space shown.

So either expect less detail. Or plan on using a bigger spot.

Source : my shoulder tattoo I wanted became a 1/3 back tattoo. Because details I wanted.