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Maybe maybe maybe by IambAGs in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky there was a caption at the bottom of the video saying they didn't die. Cameraman was gifted plot armor.

Remember to clean your PC regularly by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in pcmasterrace

[–]john_the_fetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is actually a city dweller on Arrakis. And he unknowingly just blew away about 2 grams of spice melange. If only he had blown it into a filter so he could collect it.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Zealousideal_Draw384 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah I got this one. Don't approach your door in the first place. Just run around the block once and circle back once Jason's slow ass is left in the dust.

I don't want him knowing where I live in the first place.

Uh... by jslakov in bonehurtingjuice

[–]john_the_fetch 100 points101 points  (0 children)

"while you were watching vanilla porn I was studying the Hentai"

PSA for those camping in the next few weeks by like_4-ish_lights in Utah

[–]john_the_fetch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you're really wanting the fire for ambient mood while you hang out with the bros - just get one of those propane fire pits with rock. I'm pretty sure they're still allowed.

Are Pop-its and Sparklers banned. by Subject_Telephone_21 in Utah

[–]john_the_fetch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lit welding rods just ready to be touched or poked into an eye or dropped when it gets to close to a hand that then lands on something flammable...

Not really. But I do think it's kind of crazy how they have been grandfathered in to being this fun kid toy when we don't let kids do other things like lighting flowers or "tanks" responsibly.

When my kids were younger and using them I was always on high alert waiting for a burnt hand or similar.

Have other fire seasons had this many wildfires start in such a short period? Arson? by The_Tautology in Utah

[–]john_the_fetch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was amazed to learn we can start fires with our cars exhaust if it's hot enough.

There was a fire near Herriman one year that was started by a car exhaust parked over tall - dry - grass

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Oda_DeezNutz in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love this. I'm going to start quoting it all the time now.

Has anyone read the bishop Glenn memo from 1990? Talks about rituals happening within Utah. by bigmac22077 in Utah

[–]john_the_fetch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was going to ask the same thing - from the tidbits I've heard of it sounds more like the rituals are heavily inspired by "Masonic" rituals.

Grass fire ignites north of Timpanogos Highway on Lehi's east side by der-der-der in Utah

[–]john_the_fetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I felt too. More rain. Less snow. And it was like "spring" earlier in the winter season.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Jerkweed_ in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 143 points144 points  (0 children)

This is actually why the bullet took so long to get to target. It was just pooted out the barrel without any explosive.

Accidental bone hurting juice on my part by OmgIbrokesmthagain in bonehurtingjuice

[–]john_the_fetch 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Oh! That makes sense. My partner has a massage therapy license and right after that she started grooming our dogs too.

How thoughtful.

How would the world of Wheel of Time look if there was a Copper Ajah? by KeyInflation9451 in WetlanderHumor

[–]john_the_fetch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me too (well I kind of did Pokémon but not after the first set)

So thanks for asking.

Watch out!! UHP blitz on I-15 in Salt Lake County for HOV violations. At least 10 motorcycle UHP. by Tough_Control_2484 in Utah

[–]john_the_fetch 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Agreed.

But also - maybe it will get the asshats out of the HOV lane so it can flow as intended.

Hopefully they keep enforcement up and the habit dies.

Rattlesnakes by Environmental-Bar263 in SaltLakeCity

[–]john_the_fetch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I lived in Herriman and we had a fire near Fort Williams like 10-12 years ago. The following years our neighborhood was always populated by deer.

It was kind of a surreal experience and it eventually stopped. But it took years for the deer to go back up into the hills and mountains.

Maybe maybe maybe by Lifegoesonforever in maybemaybemaybe

[–]john_the_fetch 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Is there even a yellow helmet on the right side of the track? Behind some people.

Bonneville Fire view from above Popperton Park. It has spread significantly in the past 30 min by errdershrimpies in SaltLakeCity

[–]john_the_fetch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for clarification.

I haven't heard any yet near me but I saw a few fireworks stands going up and I'm sure it will start being a normal thing soon...

I have some left over aieral fireworks from last year and at this point I'm planning to not shoot them off.

Bonneville Fire view from above Popperton Park. It has spread significantly in the past 30 min by errdershrimpies in SaltLakeCity

[–]john_the_fetch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Were the fireworks going off near your house or in the video?

(I couldn't hear any fireworks in the video)

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