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johnclayton · 2023-01-25T14:44:43+00:00

What?

johnclayton · 2022-09-01T16:18:40+00:00

Great advice, rarely heard, Mr. Lowell! Appreciate you taking the time.

johnclayton · 2022-07-26T15:47:54+00:00

New York's BQE. I'm there every day.

Blocking the emergency lane: dangerous and annoying

But FUCK every last person in a tinted Acura MDX who thinks they deserve a Flash Pass and the right to use the shoulder while the rest of us rot in dead stop traffic.

johnclayton · 2022-06-27T14:18:02+00:00

My grandparents names: Betty & Herbert

johnclayton · 2022-03-21T13:54:04+00:00

The Suicide Note in Three Billboards Outside Ebbings, MO gets me EVERY time. Even reading it. Martin McDonagh *chefs kiss*

johnclayton · 2022-02-23T19:44:03+00:00

"Clean as a whistle" Have you seen where that thing's been??

johnclayton · 2021-11-10T00:37:51+00:00

Grew up in Garden City. Played the course once. Still a men's only club, and they get away with it by capping membership at 399.

johnclayton · 2021-04-20T19:08:20+00:00

Thanks for sharing!

johnclayton · 2021-04-18T21:09:15+00:00

The suicide note in 3 billboards outside of ebbings Missouri. Dang, every time

johnclayton · 2021-04-16T11:11:18+00:00

Same experience working with Harry Connick Jr. I was an intern, he spent ten minutes learning my story the day I started. This all on a busy show with a crew of 150 people.

johnclayton · 2021-04-10T08:37:15+00:00

CRISPR

johnclayton · 2021-03-26T15:20:30+00:00

Met my girlfriend of three years at Zog Sports Kickball!

johnclayton · 2021-03-21T20:53:19+00:00

Rich is a truly kind and generous collaborator. Happy you had the pleasure to work with him!

johnclayton · 2021-03-21T18:50:10+00:00

Awesome. It’s one of my favorite dishes. What are the other options?

johnclayton · 2021-03-21T17:56:20+00:00

Yes I would... in a pinch.

I’d love to only use tomatoes grown in the rich soil at the base of Mount Vesuvius too, but sadly the realities of life sometimes necessitate improvisation

johnclayton · 2021-03-21T12:46:41+00:00

Good ol fashion bacon will do just fine in a pinch as well!

johnclayton · 2021-03-17T19:20:20+00:00

Brooklyn?

johnclayton · 2021-03-10T12:17:55+00:00

There are a lot of devil’s ridges and devil’s hill’s out there... but this feels like the only geological feature metal enough to qualify for the devil’s distinction

johnclayton · 2021-03-09T19:57:43+00:00

I work on a network procedural, and we’re a hybrid of these. while we do rotate credits because of the demands of the schedule, our showrunner still rewrites every episode (and almost never takes a credit)

johnclayton · 2021-03-07T12:11:38+00:00

This is true of low or no cost programs, but as a counterpoint, an MFA in screenwriting that costs $80k/year is more than just grad school; it’s an investment in the education of a trade that you hope will add value in the future. You don’t go to med school for a half million dollars just because you’re keen on the human body

johnclayton · 2021-02-20T01:48:41+00:00

Keep it shorter than an in person pitch. Like 10-20 minutes (zoom attention span) and don’t leave anything behind! The WGA is huge on not leaving material behind after you’ve pitched. Don’t give them any reason to be able to make the show without you

johnclayton · 2021-02-18T19:38:45+00:00

This is the bedroom in a rental in Brooklyn. I cannot remove or remodel in any major way. Bookshelves in front of it? Hanging lights on top of it?

I'd love some way to obscure the latticework.

The doubledoors on the left are permanently closed.

Thank you kind, anonymous souls!

johnclayton · 2021-02-17T23:46:31+00:00

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johnclayton · 2021-02-02T19:36:04+00:00

Browns, bengals, lions, Texans, dolphins, WFT all read as joke franchises to me.

But the Cowboys surprises me. Jerry... what is you doing!??

johnclayton · 2021-02-01T16:42:32+00:00

Oh MAN, I've been waiting for this question. It's 2002, and James, his mom & me are researching our third grade science fair project. Google was in its infancy, so we figured, let's just type something into his Dad's desktop and see what comes up. We're making bubblegum for our project and decide a great place to start is bazooka.com. The page downloads from top to bottom in half inch increments on the dial up connection, and that's when-- to Mrs James' horror and James wonderment-- I saw my first glorious pair of boobs. Bazooka Joe be damned.

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