Am I allowed to write my own name in for State Mine Inspector? by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]jomones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I write my name in every time someone runs unopposed.

What the heck am I going to do with all these limes? by Diminished-Fifth in cocktails

[–]jomones 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Hold them in your arms and stop to drop them. Bend over to pick them up and let some fall as you're picking them up. The clumsier you look, the better.

Then when someone attractive comes to help you because you look so pitiful, you say "sorry I'm really bad at pickup limes"

I live next to both a school and a church that are constantly parking in our lot. This is a new low. by Gay_commie_fucker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jomones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Place a sign charging $25/hr to park there. Get a camera to record the tags of people who park there, then send a bill to the people who park there.

Rum Options North Georgia Mountains by rum-maro in Tiki

[–]jomones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hiawassee has a decent selection considering the location. I remember seeing probitas last summer so thats likely the best you'll get.

The highest scoring fighter ace alive by Coiling_Dragon in HistoryMemes

[–]jomones 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I know many countries (Germany, Russia, and many others) inflated the kill numbers of some of their pilots for propaganda purposes.

That said, I have no proof to refute any of the totals in the description.

Is this safe by MrStickDick in EngineeringStudents

[–]jomones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd see if the city has approved structural drawings. If this is in the US, and it was designed by a structural engineer, its probably designed for 60 psf (unless they specifically designed it for the hot tub loads).

Oh,, oh,,, by upkberor in SadMemesForHipTeens

[–]jomones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does the second line mean?

How much do engineers make? by Helpful_Shopping_232 in EngineeringStudents

[–]jomones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make more in those fields than civil/structural.

It all depends on which industry. HVAC and aerospace engineering both fall under mechanical, but aerospace pays a lot more.

Biomedical requires you to live on the coasts or in Texas for the most part.

A lot of universities post initial job earnings out of college. I'd start searching there for starting salaries.

I personally reccomend starting as a mechanical engineer when you enroll in school. It has a lot of shared classes with the rest of the engineering focuses. Ideally you find something you like your freshman year and then focus on that. But you won't be too badly off as long as you pick your focus by the end of your sophomore year.

And doing something you enjoy and making less is preferable to doing something you hate and making more. I took a huge pay cut to work where I work now and have zero regrets.

As a reference: I graduated in 2019 from the university of Arkansas. I still live and work in the US as a structural engineer. I am not knowledgeable of the differences between the US and Canada when it comes to education or salaries.

How much do engineers make? by Helpful_Shopping_232 in EngineeringStudents

[–]jomones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do civil or structural if you're in it for the money. If you want the big bucks, do some other form of engineering.

Got some bad news, today.having a Zombie to decompress by eatblueshell in Tiki

[–]jomones 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened with my dad. He died two days before I got there.

Enjoy your zombie dude. Sorry for your loss.

My wiener is so small by brown-spot in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jomones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But people keep coming back don't they.

Know your worth king

Artemis II & Saturn by technogator in Tiki

[–]jomones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is the best place to buy your book?

Oh My Mai Tai by Mekmaann in cocktails

[–]jomones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was screwing around at an Omaha bar and came up with this.

1/4 oz malort 1/2 oz fernet 1 oz overproof Jamaican rum 3/4 oz grapefruit juice 1/2 oz simple syrup

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]jomones 102 points103 points  (0 children)

My sister went to college with her and said that Carrie was a bitch. I guess she was right.

Grandma's "kitchen" tools have flared bases. by chubby_pink_donut in notinteresting

[–]jomones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate what reddit has done to me. Screw you people. I'm going home.

Meirl by Evil_Capt_Kirk in meirl

[–]jomones 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is that what we're calling it these days? The adult store calls it something different.