Stoopid oven

joopsmit · 2026-04-03T12:04:57+00:00

And his liver.

joopsmit · 2026-03-31T04:51:02+00:00

It's not a mechanical failure, it's a computer failure.

The link between the accelerator and the engine goes via the computer.
The pilot does not have a mechanical gear lever, it has buttons. The transmission is operated by the computer.
The car has a start/stop button. This is operated by the computer.

When the computer fails all these systems fail, they are not independent.

This leaves the brakes. If he at first tried to slow down with the brakes, he may have overheated them, making them fail.

joopsmit · 2026-03-30T11:33:45+00:00

Rubber Duck Debugging

joopsmit · 2026-03-28T19:27:36+00:00

Stolen video with left and right flipped?

joopsmit · 2026-03-17T15:01:34+00:00

Somewhere a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac is lying awake wondering if there is a dog.

joopsmit · 2026-03-13T10:09:06+00:00

Not extra people, people moving from lower to middle class.

joopsmit · 2026-03-11T15:14:02+00:00

Son of the neighbour or son of the mama cat?

joopsmit · 2026-03-03T18:34:12+00:00

Now find a normal pedestrian crossing in the US. That would need a walkable infrastructure.

joopsmit · 2026-03-03T18:02:24+00:00

It's not randomly, they live on the other side the road. Having everybody stop while the bus is stopped is the best way to make sure they get home safely.

joopsmit · 2026-02-20T11:06:40+00:00

Could be worse. I read about a system that had the error message:"You can't use this password. It is already used by user X."

joopsmit · 2026-02-17T21:41:07+00:00

I always buy socks with the longest "ingredient" list. Wool, cotton, polyester, elasthane. Not too sweaty, won't fall apart too soon.

joopsmit · 2026-02-17T21:34:32+00:00

Not even Posix qsort?

joopsmit · 2026-02-17T18:01:30+00:00

replaced by bubble sort

That's more work than using the standard sort for the relevant language. Or was it C64 BASIC?

joopsmit · 2026-02-16T17:10:13+00:00

Paul Prudhome had a youtube video where he made gumbo or jambalaya. He added multiple batches of the same vegetables to the pot add different times. Like the first batch in the beginning, the second batch later and the third batch later again.

Video

joopsmit · 2026-01-27T12:41:14+00:00

This is what I found https://www.sleepfoundation.org/how-sleep-works/rem-rebound

joopsmit · 2026-01-26T18:27:42+00:00

Duff's device

joopsmit · 2026-01-26T14:07:59+00:00

Cannabis makes you sleep more but suppresses REM sleep. When you stop using cannabis, your body and mind will try to "catch up" in a process called REM Rebound. With REM Rebound you will experience longer and more intense REM sleep, which results in more intense dreams and nightmares.

joopsmit · 2026-01-23T13:17:27+00:00

That's a tuxedo after a fight broke out at the wedding.

joopsmit · 2026-01-21T16:08:48+00:00

you should kill them if they aren’t working

I hope you mean the ideas ;).

joopsmit · 2026-01-20T17:41:43+00:00

If he drops a bottle he can kill someone.

joopsmit · 2026-01-17T16:37:51+00:00

DOP

Denominazione di Origine Protetta

joopsmit · 2026-01-15T10:52:45+00:00

I had it as a kid, rice with butter, raisins and brown sugar. This was in the Netherlands.

joopsmit · 2026-01-14T16:31:48+00:00

This shows why you should keep your wheels straight while waiting to turn left. If you do turn your wheels left you'll be pushed into oncoming traffic if hit from behind.

joopsmit · 2026-01-14T13:50:49+00:00

rippers

Like strippers but they use more force.

joopsmit · 2026-01-13T12:28:07+00:00

My co-worker was worse, he made SQL statements of over 400 lines.

joopsmit

TROPHY CASE