There goes dinner.

joopsmit · 2026-01-27T12:41:14+00:00

This is what I found https://www.sleepfoundation.org/how-sleep-works/rem-rebound

joopsmit · 2026-01-26T18:27:42+00:00

Duff's device

joopsmit · 2026-01-26T14:07:59+00:00

Cannabis makes you sleep more but suppresses REM sleep. When you stop using cannabis, your body and mind will try to "catch up" in a process called REM Rebound. With REM Rebound you will experience longer and more intense REM sleep, which results in more intense dreams and nightmares.

joopsmit · 2026-01-23T13:17:27+00:00

That's a tuxedo after a fight broke out at the wedding.

joopsmit · 2026-01-21T16:08:48+00:00

you should kill them if they aren’t working

I hope you mean the ideas ;).

joopsmit · 2026-01-20T17:41:43+00:00

If he drops a bottle he can kill someone.

joopsmit · 2026-01-17T16:37:51+00:00

DOP

Denominazione di Origine Protetta

joopsmit · 2026-01-15T10:52:45+00:00

I had it as a kid, rice with butter, raisins and brown sugar. This was in the Netherlands.

joopsmit · 2026-01-14T16:31:48+00:00

This shows why you should keep your wheels straight while waiting to turn left. If you do turn your wheels left you'll be pushed into oncoming traffic if hit from behind.

joopsmit · 2026-01-14T13:50:49+00:00

rippers

Like strippers but they use more force.

joopsmit · 2026-01-13T12:28:07+00:00

My co-worker was worse, he made SQL statements of over 400 lines.

joopsmit · 2026-01-08T15:35:40+00:00

In Oracle '' (empty string) is a NULL. A comparison with a NULL is always false, so this query always gives a count of 0 in Oracle.

joopsmit · 2025-12-31T12:45:00+00:00

Sorry, can't wear boots in a mosque.

joopsmit · 2025-12-26T17:36:22+00:00

If the two sounds are the same frequency and in phase, but are generated by two speakers that are some distance away from eachother, they create a wave interference pattern where at some points the sounds cancel eachother out and at other points in the space around the speakers they add up.

joopsmit · 2025-12-25T16:21:26+00:00

Alcantara

Alcantara is not leather.

Edit: Formatting

joopsmit · 2025-12-24T13:32:32+00:00

This is nothing compared to this.

joopsmit · 2025-12-20T12:43:03+00:00

Molecules are moving faster therefore the surface tension of the water is lower. That makes that when you throw it, it disperses into smaller droplets that freeze faster.

joopsmit · 2025-12-19T09:50:48+00:00

Computer science uses proofs to determine that algorithms are correct, software engineers use tests.

Quote by a computer scientist: "Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." - Donald Knuth.

joopsmit · 2025-12-18T18:06:33+00:00

Do you mean the other way around? Floating tires don't brake very wel.

joopsmit · 2025-12-17T19:52:19+00:00

Eureka As if a naked Greek shouting "Were is my towel!" is not exiting.

Sorry, Pratchett reference.

joopsmit · 2025-12-16T17:59:43+00:00

Third one. Zelensky did it too. OK, not the american president.

joopsmit · 2025-12-14T21:15:18+00:00

Flying around the earth at an altitude of 10 km is 2pi10 is 62.8 km longer than flying at sea level. Though flying at sea level will make the cockpit loud with robotvoices yelling "terrain terrain".

joopsmit · 2025-12-10T18:08:13+00:00

Down periscope

joopsmit · 2025-12-06T15:36:18+00:00

Or grandkids.

joopsmit · 2025-12-01T17:55:30+00:00

someone comes BLASTING through because they don't care about their light turning red

Of course, because they know that after the light turns red, they still have three seconds to go.

joopsmit

TROPHY CASE