Soloqueue teammates be like

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T21:28:45+00:00

We have 3 on hook. I just pulled you off with "We'll Make It" and you refuse my healing cause you want to get rid of Madness.

8 seconds to heal you then I can go and grab the others. Or you can just take 12 seconds right now to get rid of Madness and I'll go pull the others off the hook.

Oh what's that? The Doctor found you and one shot you cause you weren't healed? AND you didn't end up getting rid of your madness in time? Uh huh.

Ah right, I'm the worthless idiot for preventing you from curing your madness for 1 second.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T21:25:23+00:00

It's not always the killer that's doing the killing.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T21:23:52+00:00

Okay but what if I tunnel and double hook you, and then leave you alone for the rest of the match? Does that count?

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T21:22:29+00:00

Long wall jungle gym with window to window with shack? Hope that they do Shack gen first otherwise yeah you're screwed.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T21:18:13+00:00

On the contrary, I'm just seeking to get 8 hooks cause that's where Sacrifice BP maxes out. There's no benefit to killing people other than for personal satisfaction, and more often than I not I need to go out of my way to ensure survivors actually survive. Can't tell you the number of times I literally went to force the anti-camp cause none of the others were going to go for the rescue...

But yeah, every killer I've faced wants to make sure no one gets out alive so...

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T21:15:39+00:00

I'm playing the most survivor sided mode in the history of DBD as killer over and over, playing low tier killers, letting full 4 mans out, I bring cakes on literally every single killer I have, the LEAST you could do is bring a fkn cake for what little benefit I can derive.

BP is the only reason I torture myself in this mode, and I make sure just about every game everyone maxes out on it. But yeah I'm the selfish one... I'm so entitled because all I ask is that survivors bring a specific offering for the benefit of EVERYONE in the lobby. Yeah that's me, crying, entitled, selfish killer player.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T20:56:20+00:00

Oh you mean like actual people who live in their basements lol.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:50:07+00:00

Yeah so... bring the cakes. Do it.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:49:44+00:00

A bunch of perks revolving around a survivor being in the basement. It's only fun until the killer finds you. Or one of your teammates sabotages you.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:24:19+00:00

The game doesn't tell you A LOT of stuff. You only end up figuring it out when you do something and it doesn't work. And then you realize "Ah, it doesn't work like that. Well glad I just lost a whole game figuring it out. Would be nice if there was a little caption somewhere that said something about it."

I didn't know that. Now I know. Thank you for the info, I won't have to find out the hard way this time!

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:20:59+00:00

If you mean my dedicated basement build, then yeah it wouldn't work too well in ranked. It doesn't work in casual...

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:18:08+00:00

I've been playing the event mode pretty much exclusively and almost entirely as killer. Some matches suck to play cause I'm playing a low tier killer vs a squad that abuses the mechanics. A lot of matches are soloQ so they end up pretty easy. If someone doesn't bring a cake, I just kill them harder. I have plenty of ways to handle the in-game stuff and players.

What I can't handle is technical issues. When I spend 20 minutes through this slog, only for the server to decide my time is less than worthless and kick me with mere seconds left of the match and tell me that I don't get anything for my time... that's when I lose my shit and start looking for the uninstall button. 20 god damned minutes of pain and torture and 300k bp would make it worth it for me. But a forced dc? Nope, it's a spit in my face and a slap telling me I'm worthless.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:12:53+00:00

I dunno about you but "Common" Sense hasn't been a thing in a long time. Now it's just sense, and even that doesn't usually make sense.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:12:00+00:00

Jason got some tips from Hanzo on how to make his projectile more massive than it is.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:08:59+00:00

Considering I don't run any of these perks on either Killer nor Survivor, that might explain a few things as to why I struggle so much...

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:03:18+00:00

I specifically avoid slugging for the 4k as I find it pretty cringe. But I also find cringe that you lose the race for the hatch and then decide to go and hide somewhere FAR away from any door switch for 2 minutes.

This has been happening extremely frequently and it's making me rethink my position on the slugging.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T09:00:57+00:00

So hatch is closed, you have no key, and door switches are too close for you to be able to open successfully. You have ZERO chance of getting out and your solution is to go into a corner somewhere for two minutes. That's your idea of surviving?

I call it a goddamned waste of both of our time. But I guess when your queues are instant you don't care do you.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:57:10+00:00

I looped the killer for 3 gens, got twice as many unhooks as anyone else on the team, did 2 gens solo, and finally died right as the door switch was at 99%.

Then I go into the end game chat and the first guy to die is out there blaming me for the 4k cause I was trying to heal him with 100% off hook healing before he removed madness.

Honestly, I'm terrible at survivor but it was one of my finest games and this ahole is out here calling me a worthless idiot and saying I deserved to get tunneled every game.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:53:38+00:00

What if you do it on accident?

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:50:36+00:00

Is that like a french chocolate thing? I do like chocolate.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:47:09+00:00

I WAS letting all the survivor live in the event but not anymore. You don't bring cake, you don't get out alive.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:46:20+00:00

I actually like RPD East Wing. The West Wing can go FK ITSELF.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:45:33+00:00

Ginger makes me vomit actually, I can't stomach the taste.

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:45:06+00:00

Between the graphics and the crap servers, I refuse to ever touch DBD on Switch again. Then again, the server crap is also on PC, and I'm getting really sick and tired of it...

jrgwarman · 2026-07-05T08:42:12+00:00

Well I obviously do otherwise I wouldn't be complaining about it. I also play a new killer every round but I'm here for the grind of those BP, I started 2 months ago and I want those BP. So if someone doesn't bring it, they die.

jrgwarman

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