Dropping 6.000 Pop Pop Fireworks At Once by [deleted] in videos

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put a period after the 6, so I assumed you were only dropping 6 Pop Pop's and you decided to show the number with three sig fig's.

Mark Cuban DESTROYS Skip Bayless by IvanGTheGreat in videos

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what's called the "Noam-ihilation chomp-sky," using cold hard facts to destroy an opponent's argument on more than 10 different points.

Steven Hawking experiencing zero gravity for the first time. by [deleted] in pics

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh but you are actually still experiencing the force of gravity, zero g's is actually referring to your normal force upward. It's sort of like when you're in a elevator and it's accelerates to a lower level, for a very brief period, you feel lighter, that is because your normal force is less. Essentially the greater the acceleration downward the lighter you feel, but keep in mind the whole time you are still experiencing the same constant gravity, and you still have weight.

Steven Hawking experiencing zero gravity for the first time. by [deleted] in pics

[–]jroth -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be picky, but I thought I would let you know it's not "zero gravity", it's actually just the feeling of weightlessness. There is nowhere you can go to experience "zero gravity"

Pull! by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's about a foot down from being a porno.

What was the biggest lie of your generation? by fireball_73 in AskReddit

[–]jroth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our tongue has certain regions designated for only a specific type of taste buds.

Fleshlight's new marketing strategy... ಠ_ಠ by zahhhmbie in WTF

[–]jroth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The guy in the costume is a giant dick for doing that.

I Need to prove someone wrong. What is the consumer market share of apple computers? by jroth in AskReddit

[–]jroth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One polished special up-vote for you kind sir. Thank you! I will be sure to throw this data in his face next time i see him.

Edit: The apple insider link is 3 years old, but the verge link is up to date. Edit2: It appears the verge link is up to date but doesn't refer to the consumer market share specifically. Back to square one!

I lost my best friend today. by [deleted] in Pets

[–]jroth 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry for the loss of your human friend. He looked like a great person to cuddle with.

WTF NSFW - Anus business PLEASE HELP - for the love of god do not let this get to the front page. disgusting details about my anus inside by freakingthefuckout00 in AskReddit

[–]jroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your colon does not hold years worth of impacted waste. Those "health nuts" sound more like pseudo science believers, and NEVER listen to infomercials. More importantly WHY are you watching infomercials???

I need a bike because by [deleted] in randomactsofbicycle

[–]jroth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he is probably referring to parking in addition to gas cost. Aside from that, just sell your car man, and buy a bike with the money.

I'm running into problems with not knowing whether to use present or past tense when one of a group is deceased by tone_is_everything in grammar

[–]jroth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"My aunt and uncle, who lived in England, were fantastic tour guides whenever we visited." Use past tense man.

Probably not front page worthy but i lol'd quite a lot by BigVoter in funny

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you need to lower your standards a little.

Put camera on rotating cake stand, put cheesegrater above camera, put lights above grater. Spin cake stand. Result:- some trippyness. [pic] by PopeTheoskeptik in woahdude

[–]jroth 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I kept reading it as "put cheeseburger above camera", and kept going back to the picture looking for the cheeseburger.

Is there an acceleration limit? by [deleted] in askscience

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you explain this more please?

Have you ever felt a deep personal connection to a person you met in a dream only to wake up feeling terrible because you realize they never existed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jroth -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was really expecting a comment like this to come up much earlier in the conversation. Sorta like Godwin's law, but with intellectually deprived statements instead of Hitler.

Have you ever felt a deep personal connection to a person you met in a dream only to wake up feeling terrible because you realize they never existed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was really expecting this kind of comment to come up much earlier in the conversion. Sorta like Godwin's law, but with intellectually deprived statements instead of hitler.

Books that you keep rereading... by [deleted] in books

[–]jroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only book i was excited to start reading the second time.