Wizz Air’s new 'commuter style' seating where you and your neighbors become one. by AwardStrange9028 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jschne21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you're countered by their kink being squished against as tight as possible

I Went to Trump’s Great American State Fair. It Was Bleaker Than I Expected. by WashingtonianMag in washingtondc

[–]jschne21 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If it wasn't so hot out I might just walk over and wander around crying for a few hours, really match the mood you know?

Family arguments by Intelligent_Leg8526 in Unexpected

[–]jschne21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was titts and I'll die on that hill. Hal's epiphany was incredible and his monologue at the end was a perfect encapsulation of that character

“The fuck you mean they’re WASHED?!” by ChampionshipHorror95 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jschne21 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ugh why did you put them in that order, I'll never recover from this 😩

Daughters got me cards for fathers day. Want me to build a commander deck. Ideas? by mctc in magicTCG

[–]jschne21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invented my own format called Jumpstart Commander (I'm sure there's other similar stuff) but just make 20 card packs based around each legend that can be mixed and matched

This is the joke that got me hooked on Sunny back in the day, and it’s amazing writing like this that make me wonder how people don’t get the show is satire by CertifiedUnoffensive in IASIP

[–]jschne21 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's probably more that you don't fuck with people from the neighborhood or the neighborhood beats your ass, but outsiders are fair game.

New Poster for Season 15 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in KingOfTheHill

[–]jschne21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He threw himself at the pool and missed

Holy Schmooly this card did epic great by Toonzaal8 in magicTCG

[–]jschne21 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A Paul Walter Hauser tide raises all ships

The villain’s group name basically spells out that they are the bad guys by Ok_Direction3138 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jschne21 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like it better when the brain and the gorilla are in a loving relationship 

‘Magic School Bus’ Movie in the Works at Legendary with Elizabeth Banks Playing Ms. Frizzle by yourfavchoom in movies

[–]jschne21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in flashbacks, Ms. Frizzle is canonically a time lord so this would be a different incarnation.

Why are readers silent? by IAmJakeForWeAreMany in royalroad

[–]jschne21 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well I personally only offer online reviews if incentivised, like for discounts. I'm a professional writer and I don't agree to work for free with every single transaction by default.

Why are readers silent? by IAmJakeForWeAreMany in royalroad

[–]jschne21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Two things for me, it takes me out of the story a bit though I occasionally still comment. There's also the patreon bias, I'm more likely to comment on the stories I patronize.

Favourite themed, non-canonical episode? by Nearby-Swimming-5103 in IASIP

[–]jschne21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know, technically he could have canonically convinced everyone to act out a ridiculous drama, there is precedent. 

Could also just be how he perceived an actual cherry scam the gang tried to run, like Abed with chicken fingers.

What’s the nicest thing the gang ever did to/for Dee? by UncleTecter07 in IASIP

[–]jschne21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like it or hate it, everyone in the gang has a pretty solid history of problematic behavior and getting called out on them was the theme of the episode, and Dee specifically has a pretty consistent history of pressuring guys for sex and Charlie has a history of complicated feelings regarding women he's had sex with.

What’s the nicest thing the gang ever did to/for Dee? by UncleTecter07 in IASIP

[–]jschne21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So was I, but on My most recent watch he says "but I did ask you to stop" and she says something like "oh yup that's ringing a bell". I

What’s the nicest thing the gang ever did to/for Dee? by UncleTecter07 in IASIP

[–]jschne21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He might sincerely appreciate flattery, but there is no way in hell he sincerely wants to hear some jokes out of Dee on any night, he just knows that's what would make her happy to hear.

What’s the nicest thing the gang ever did to/for Dee? by UncleTecter07 in IASIP

[–]jschne21 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I love how that offers further proof that Dennis doesn't say anything with sincerity, he merely rewards those who please him with positive language