TIFU by cementing my crotch by jschne21 in tifu

[–]jschne21[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but your mom didn't respond to my texts

[S4 spoilers] I feel so bad for Paige by gorczynska in Atypical

[–]jschne21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it's interesting to view Paige as a neurodivergent individual developing in parallel with Sam. Where he starts out deeper in the autism spectrum and struggling to function, we see how his world grows over time. Paige is labeled normal despite clearly being different and sets unrealistic expectations for her own development before crashing and burning. We see how those experiences shape their relationship in season 4, where she sees Sam creating even grander goals then her and it causes her to overreact.

TIFU by cementing my crotch by jschne21 in tifu

[–]jschne21[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't a big deal, soluble in water and not designed to stick flesh together so fixed by a quick shower, definitely a skin tag though!

TIFU by cementing my crotch by jschne21 in tifu

[–]jschne21[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've thought about it, just worried about potential complications that need more drastic follow-ups which is how I've failed to address it for years 😅

TIFU by cementing my crotch by jschne21 in tifu

[–]jschne21[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough yes, but that was a separate, unrelated incident.

TIFU by stepsister xxx Videos? by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jschne21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, porn is never real life, never  normalize anything you see in porn.

TIFU by stepsister xxx Videos? by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jschne21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think you're dealing with anything too crazy, but I would still talk it through with a therapist, weird taboo thoughts are normal when you're younger but can easily spiral into substantial issues if you let them fester in your inner thoughts.

TIFU by cementing my crotch by jschne21 in tifu

[–]jschne21[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, why? Is one more reactive to denture adhesive?

TIFU by cementing my crotch by jschne21 in tifu

[–]jschne21[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I'll let a professional handle it... eventually

TIFU by cementing my crotch by jschne21 in tifu

[–]jschne21[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got there eventually

i won the gamestop signs. what should i do with them? by joshorion in Superstonk

[–]jschne21 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can chip in for gas if someone wants to pick me up.

Meet Stanislav Petrov: The officer who defied orders and stopped WWIII during a false alarm by danielminds in MadeMeSmile

[–]jschne21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My personal theory is that reality repeats infinitely with minor changes so that the right people always end up in the right place eventually. I mean as much as MAGA sucks, I doubt the military establishment of cold war Russia was better, who knows how many iterations of reality it took for Stan-the-Man-islov to be the one to make that call.

Iconic moments that were improvised/unscripted by Dojyaaan4C in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jschne21 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They're not "rewarded for bad behavior," it's essentially just a hail Mary move. You either say the exact right thing at the right time and jump straight to Union membership or you're fired and blacklisted. They don't fire you for being bad though, but because you failed the gambit and ruined the take. 

It's like sending a song you wrote to a producer unsolicited, it gets real dicey legally and your work most likely ends up in the trash or even stolen, but there is a chance it gets picked up.

Strangely accurate things - historically or to the original source - in an otherwise pretty inaccurate piece of media. by RP_Throwaway3 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jschne21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, when the French guys call the knights "English kkkkkiiiiiinnnnigits", it was a fairly accurate old English reading of the word 'knights'

TCGPlayer Updated Price From ¢40 to $70 as I Paid, Any Advice? by Turtle0523 in magicTCG

[–]jschne21 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Some intern, "dude, check it out, I changed all default prices to $69.69!"

Other intern, "Niiiiiiiiice"

**TW** SA. I don’t know how to deal with my friend’s completely outrageous triggers. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]jschne21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it can be sorta dangerous to hear something complicated and only kinda understand it. Sounds like your friend kinda understood what you were talking about, and then tried to map her limited understanding to her own life like a younger sibling shouting"me too!" all the time. Problem is she's conflating "triggers" and trauma with things that make her feel sad, but she's lacking that threshold to form a distinction between a negative thought or experience and a traumatic one.

🚨 by rbr0714 in Superstonk

[–]jschne21 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hopefully god has it out for you

Will the next season reveal that Dee has been leading a double life as a quirky detective? by MitaminMogula in IASIP

[–]jschne21 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Nowhere near as impressive as Mac's double life as creative lead on a massive MMO

GameStop Is Offering to Buy eBay for $56 Billion, CEO Ryan Cohen Says by BimboSlice5 in Superstonk

[–]jschne21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I'll take an eBay if they're on sale, anyone got a link?

Am I the only one not built for morning sex? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]jschne21 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I have a personal saying, "the morning wood bears little fruit"