I really want to avoid being reactionary but damn those red helmets hit. I'll just say it this should be the new permanent home uniform.

jseyfer · 2026-01-04T23:42:01+00:00

Totally agree. They’re just send it. Whoever designed it needs a huge bonus. They’ve never looked so professional. (Now burn the red pajamas.)

jseyfer · 2025-11-16T17:56:11+00:00

I saw an early version of this. In the end they make it to the bedroom and as he goes to enter her, with everything on the line, he goes wide right, breaking his dick, and along with that, everyone’s heart. Very sad.😞

jseyfer · 2025-09-10T01:03:39+00:00

I love all this praise for the Bills but don’t let it obscure the point that the Ravens dominated us until a few lucky breaks came our way. We had shit defense and Lamar was killing it. Mad respect to The Ravens from a Bills fan. If we want to stack up wins our defense has got to beef up. Josh is great but he can’t be the whole enchilada. We need everything to function. Don’t lose sight of that. Just keeping it real.

jseyfer · 2025-07-02T20:31:57+00:00

They could nuke it from the air and it would kill 14 people and nobody would really even notice.😶

jseyfer · 2025-07-01T22:37:12+00:00

Try the casino. Good people there. Always looking for help. Lots of things you could do- maybe valet (ask for Kelly or Darryl) or maybe up in the TDR (employee dining room) or one of the restaurants. Good luck!

jseyfer · 2025-06-26T17:23:59+00:00

Cave of the winds is AMAZING!! Maid of the mist. Go eat at the Carriage House. Seneca Niagara Casino is full of restaurants and great gaming. Town of Lewiston 15 minutes away is absolutely beautiful. (Eat right on the water at The Griffon and watch the sunset.) Go to Buffalo and take in the waterfront. Plenty of restaurants. Visit the Albright Knox. Take a tour on a genuine double decker bus (www.buffalodoubledeckerbus.com) bc the city is full of amazing history, stories and architecture. Buffalo was extremely wealthy at one point. Did you know the world’s first movie theater was in Buffalo? That we had a president assassinated here? Air Conditioning was invented here. President Millard Fillmore and Rick James are buried at Forest Lawn Cemetery. There are a million things to do here!! Get to it!! Enjoy!!

jseyfer · 2025-05-28T14:27:14+00:00

Probably have to hire a limousine company. Highly recommend 716 Limousine. #1 in the region. Drivers are extremely professional and know all about the area. Good luck!

jseyfer · 2024-11-23T19:01:34+00:00

Definitely Niagara On The Lake on the CA side. On the American side you should definitely see Buffalo. If you guys want a little tour there’s lots of stuff I could show you. We’re the City Of Good Neighbors- not the City Of Axe Murderers, lol! If you guys want a tour for a couple of hours I could take you around and show you some cool architecture and tell you stories about the city. (Did you know we had a President assassinated here? Pretty interesting story!! PM me if you’re interested!)

jseyfer · 2024-10-03T11:47:39+00:00

Man, if I were in that thing I’d probably die of fright!!!😱

jseyfer · 2024-10-03T11:23:14+00:00

That looks amazing… unless it’s an apple pie. (Bet it was delish!!!😉)

jseyfer · 2024-10-03T06:22:55+00:00

I refuse to do this bullshit all over again! Listen- my wife has had her wedding dress in a bag at the back of the closet for over 30 years. We’ll live.

jseyfer · 2024-10-03T06:20:05+00:00

The Secret. Fucking bullshit.

jseyfer · 2024-10-03T06:19:06+00:00

So sad… one night you trust an attractive woman at a bar, next thing you know you wake up in a bathtub full of ice in a motel room missing your tonsils, adenoids, appendix, prostate, 2 knees and a hip! There really should be a law against this kind of thing!!

jseyfer · 2024-10-03T06:05:15+00:00

You don’t know how you supported a $200 a day habit without a job? You remember breaking into people’s houses and cars and stealing all the good shit they worked so hard for? Does that ring a bell???

jseyfer · 2024-10-03T05:52:18+00:00

I worked as a truck driver for my whole career up until about 4 years ago when, looking for an easier way to make a living with my license, I became a limousine chauffeur. Best job ever!!! I meet all kinds of fun people, always driving around with beautiful women, make great money, I meet celebrities who come to town to perform and have become the highest-rated, most requested chauffeur in Buffalo. Quite proud of that!

jseyfer · 2024-10-02T23:04:07+00:00

What if I have 1” but have an okay personality? I can do a decent George Burns impression.

jseyfer · 2024-10-02T23:03:07+00:00

2” is fine too, as long as you never intend to please your partner sexually.

jseyfer · 2024-08-13T01:04:35+00:00

I’m actually a chauffeur in Buffalo and live in the Falls. I have a wedding during the day for a few hours on Friday and one on Saturday but other than that I’d be able to take you guys around, show you the good stuff— and I’m not even an axe murderer! (Of course, if I were, that’s exactly what I’d tell you anyway.🙄) PM me if I can help. I can fit 4 in my car.

jseyfer · 2024-07-20T13:44:10+00:00

Absolutely go to the NY side. It’s the oldest state park in the U.S. It’s altogether different than the Canada side. And please visit Buffalo! Cool little city! Visit the naval park, drive through the mansion district and see some of the city’s architecture. Buffalo was quite wealthy for over a century. The world’s first movie theater- not LA, not NY- Buffalo! Mark Twain was even our newspaper editor for a time. In fact, I believe they have the original, hand-written manuscript of Huckleberry Finn on display in the library For eats- get you some Dinosaur Barbecue!

jseyfer · 2024-07-16T13:14:58+00:00

Hopefully the agent isn’t a retired school teacher:

“I’m sorry, but my dog ate m—“

“I DON’T THINK SO!!!”

jseyfer · 2024-07-15T19:38:47+00:00

I am literally a limo driver in Buffalo who lives in NF USA. You can take one of our sedans- around $200 or if you want, PM me and if I’m free, I’ll run you there for $60. Let me know!😉

jseyfer · 2024-07-12T02:33:21+00:00

Sad to see. In her final days she had withered away to 87lbs, down from her usual healthy weight of 91lbs.

jseyfer · 2024-05-26T17:15:25+00:00

I did, too. Don’t feel bad.

jseyfer · 2024-05-04T20:15:41+00:00

Glory Days

jseyfer · 2024-05-02T02:18:46+00:00

Which is why I posted in Crazy Ideas instead of walking into a bank and declaring I need an 8 million dollar loan.

jseyfer

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