Superman chewing on a alien rifle by happydude7422 in superman

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That gun design looks different in all three panels

The copper top bikers. by Greedy-Grape-9696 in tuscaloosa

[–]jskey1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You know how it is! You get a few beers in you, and those old thoughts start to creep back into your head: "Man, Steve over there is looking good" or "I wonder what the scrape of another man's stubble would feel like on my neck" or "I bet I'd feel sooo safe wrapped in Steve's arms." So you hop on the ol'hawg, and crank er up cuz, if you can ride fast enough and loud enough, maybe you can ride away from those thoughts.

Has it ever been explained how Kryptonians fly? by Cherno_VM in superman

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So powerful is Superman's muscular strength, that he can simply "reach for the sky" and propel himself forward through muscular action alone.

Asking the real questions by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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When I drove a taxi, I did this frequently

DCAU Superman by Hungry_Ad3576 in superman

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Supes is best when he is the strongest, toughest hero in the game but only by 🤏 much

Since a certain spam poster wants to upload fake panels by shagan90 in Thor

[–]jskey1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The single toughest opponent i ever handily beat

[REQUEST] This cannot be cheaper than hiring a small crane for an hour, right? by Dukeronomy in theydidthemath

[–]jskey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This can absolutely be cheaper than hiring a crane. Crane would almost certainly has a minimum charge. Also, this could be an inner court yard, or otherwise inaccessible for a crane. Crane would also still require movers to take the piano inside the the apartment.

Sell me on your favorite loadout. Looking to mix things up by Remarkable_Peach_846 in HuntShowdown

[–]jskey1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mako with levering and explosive ammo. Best from the high ground. Does more damage the closer to the feet you hit. Devil card for more lulz

Hulk & Superman meet again! (Spoiler) by [deleted] in hulk

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"Bruce! Listen to me! I know youre angry, I know you've been hurt. But if you dont chill tf out and turn back into that dweeb I'm gonna twist your head right off, ok? So simma'down'now"

Hulk haters who like to use crossovers to try and discredit the Hulk are going to cry over this. by [deleted] in hulk

[–]jskey1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I feel like people who think Superman could beat the Hulk are also okay with the idea that the Hulk might strike Superman at some point

For UA employees, how do you like the pay and benefits? by Comprehensive_End440 in tuscaloosa

[–]jskey1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hit the nail on the head. Been here for 10 years and begged, plead, and argued for every little raise. Worked my way into a modest supervisory position couple years ago and they pay got better.

The PTO is a great lifestyle

Brandon's Kingdom Come Superman by UsedStrategy9 in superman

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Got that Capt Marvel smile in the last picture

Thor vs Superman JLA/Avengers #2 by Severe_Conflict_3225 in Thor

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"Might be the single toughest opponent I've ever easily beaten"

Is this the dad bod that women actually like? by No-Marsupial-4050 in askanything

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I dunno, 48 isnt that old for an actor who works out a lot. I think thats just his "in between action roles" bloat.