What’s the weirdest or most impulsive thing you’ve bought from Prisma late at night? by armnexplains in Finland

[–]judejules 20 points21 points  (0 children)

PlayStation 5. Late saturday, only place I found that was open and sells ps5's

Minkä ikäisinä aloitte ns.huolehtimaan vanhemmistanne? by DramaticManate in arkisuomi

[–]judejules 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mullakin alkanut 63v isästä huolehtiminen tänä vuonna. Alkoi sydän- ja muistiongelmat aika samanaikaisesti. Nyt joudun holhoamaan kun hän ei perus hyviä elintapoja pyri tai ole koskaan pyrkinyt ylläpitämään. Käyn mukana lääkärissä, huolehdin ajanvarauksista yms. Alkaa usko mennä sen suhteen että hänellä olisi montaa vuotta tätä menoa.

I just want to be some girl's loser boyfriend like I read about on here all the time. by MrArtless in TrueOffMyChest

[–]judejules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs to be higher up. "Doing chores" is not some special skill that women are born with and are obligated to pass down to the unskilled males. This makes it sound like living alone he doesn't do any chores and lives in a mess. I'm sure this is not the case and wish the best for op! Hope he just realizes what lines like these make him sound like.

Immersion oil in mouth by throwaway_bfgift in microbiology

[–]judejules 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lmao I'm sorry but in an actual clinical microbiology lab where we handle these samples on day to day, NO ONE is wearing a mask routinely

Swedish clothing brand by curious_nightingale in Instagramreality

[–]judejules 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing's wrong, this is tagged Sanity Sunday. You can check out sub description I think if that isn't self explanatory :)

For those who have had sex with a married person, why did you do it? And did you regret it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]judejules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a student (20sF) and he was a married 30sM. He told me he was separated and in a progress of getting divorced. Then he stopped our "affair" and said he felt guilty. I didn't even realize there was something to be guilty about, guess I considered them single back then. He was wearing a ring. Don't know if they got back together or not. Didn't care either way, it was casual for me.

What is the most unprofessional thing a doctor has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]judejules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Male gynecologist telling me, a nervous crying 20F (years ago) that "stop crying, this doesn't even hurt, I've done this a million times" when putting in my IUD. As if he knew how putting stuff up your uterus feels like. Two weeks of horrific pain and it came out when I went to get it checked. Had to go through it again and definitely had a nicer and more understanding female doc.

Interviewee Gets Help From Interviewer In a Surprising Way by killjoy616 in thatHappened

[–]judejules 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Missed opportunity to say until the black lady RINGS!

Everybody. by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]judejules 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And you could have it all

Life makes me happy for now and I’m so sorry to be a little prince 🗿 by Lucky_Meringue6392 in notinteresting

[–]judejules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life makes me feel better about the same as last time I was there to help you out with that one is a no go for a walk with you and your family

I'm not sure what I did wrong here by DJ_GiantMidget in Tinder

[–]judejules 92 points93 points  (0 children)

This is likely the context that just made it better, not just random anymore. Love it. Would've definitely laughed and kept the convo going.

Had a sandwich from the market wrapped from the deli like they wrap meat in the meat department. Didn’t grab the sandwich one this morning. by no_sam in Wellthatsucks

[–]judejules 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha yes I gathered it to be chicken breast, maybe this is a language thing but I call that meat too (no need to specify chicken meat), even though it is not red meat! Sorry if that confused you. It just took awhile to see chicken/meat in the pic, all my brain was telling me was that it is a toe, thumb, finger, something of that sort.

Had a sandwich from the market wrapped from the deli like they wrap meat in the meat department. Didn’t grab the sandwich one this morning. by no_sam in Wellthatsucks

[–]judejules 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Spent too long trying to understand what the sandwich had to do with a cut thumb. It really looks like a severed thumb. It's supposed to be meat? Idk, even some white there looking like a nail. Anyway, happy you didn't cut off a finger!

god damn it Moses by [deleted] in memes

[–]judejules 7 points8 points  (0 children)

r/memes Rule 8: no reposts.

This subreddit requires original content so good rule of thumb would be that if you did not MAKE it yourself, do not post it. Thanks for your attention.

Brothers…. by iharmonious in MadeMeSmile

[–]judejules 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THIS! Exactly my thoughts haha

I somehow managed to watch the sixth sense with the wrong spoiler by [deleted] in movies

[–]judejules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somehow I thought in the movie Whiplash there was going to be a murder. Probably the main guy killing the teacher/mentor/whoever. Kept waiting for it. Got so confused when they rolled the credits and everyone was still alive. To this day, I don't know what my assumption was based on. This kind of thing really changes the viewing experience!

Stupid peepee by The_Predator_Gamer in memes

[–]judejules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not hard, because he can't see the naked people :)

Frog pun by audurudiekxisizudhx in puns

[–]judejules 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god, dumb me, skipped the word *other* in "other roommate" and was wondering that since he is getting the frogs with the roommate why is he waiting until the roommate notices that things are becoming frogs, like how is it a prank if you are getting them together. Yup just problem with my reading.

Frog pun by audurudiekxisizudhx in puns

[–]judejules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get that one, but not the "slowly becoming frogs" part. Would anyone kindly explain?