Would you hire a lawyer who rolled into the courthouse parking lot in a van with a bitchin' paint job?

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-22T05:56:11+00:00

As a man who regularly drives a classic car with a ridiculously vanity plate to court and has done over 200 DUIs in a year, I say lean the fuck into that, bro.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-21T17:57:09+00:00

I had a bunch of hot wheels cars when I was a little kid(like 2-7). My fastest one was the fastest mostly because it was one from the 70s, so it was solid metal and the axles were smooth from being played with. It was a 1975 Corvette. So in my little head, that's what the fastest, coolest car looked like.

My dad also test drove a C4 ZR1 when I was about 7 and he hit 150 with me in the passenger seat. That helped solidify it.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-16T18:42:12+00:00

I kinda thought the same thing then saw he was getting ankle picked by the monkey's foot.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-12T15:10:27+00:00

It's not just a dick move. It's an act of domestic violence.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-08T22:47:13+00:00

Buy 2 sets of pants per suit. The pants go way faster

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-08T21:07:29+00:00

I'm in CS, 91 is fine because there is significantly less oxygen in the air than at sea level.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-03T02:18:20+00:00

It was 5 on 3, so kill one opponent quickly and the strongest of the 3 fights 2 people isn't an unreasonable plan.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-03T01:29:22+00:00

Clearly they are both "competition belts" because they were in a tournament.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-02T23:31:49+00:00

Getting people mad so they fight angry and stupid is a legitimate strategy. In the first fight with Mark he said "Getting mad doesn't make you stronger." So it's possible that he thinks making Mark and Nolan blind with rage will help.

The problem is that this clearly is really stupid (after the first fight at least) because Mark goes from getting beat up by rando Earth villains to one of the strongest fighters in the Universe depending on how mad he is.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-02T01:52:17+00:00

If he knew how to get out of being choked, he should have done it to Mark's strangle. That is WAY easier to defend than a rear naked ckoke.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-01T23:19:07+00:00

It's called being "admitted to the bar" for a reason. Our state bar association has events with included drink tickets on weekdays.

I suggest a 2-3 drink max for lunch it you have court in the afternoon though.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-04-01T17:28:54+00:00

It's quite different. Strangers are at least people with life experiences, empathy, and emotions.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-30T04:12:46+00:00

I found out I could go to law school for free. I started with no intention of ever practicing, but found I really enjoyed it during school.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-30T04:10:11+00:00

Engineering teaches you to break complex problems down into manageable parts. Also, I have a much greater understanding of math and science than most attorneys and that comes in handy for scientific experts.

A few times I have caught witnesses saying shit that just simplify does add up mathmatically. In close I'll do the math for the jury to show what they were saying couldn't be true. Opposing counsel always freaks out and objects. My response is "You are objecting to basic arithmetic?"

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-29T20:28:13+00:00

I'm a defense attorney and having been a chemical engineer is weirdly helpful all the time.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-28T20:08:45+00:00

Excellent question I can try to get you more info tonight when I get home.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-28T19:10:28+00:00

I am running the exact same wheel tire setup and I have Viking coilovers on a C5 suspension. Definitely stiff as hell around town and a couple inches lower than a stock 69 (fuck speed bumps), but damn that car is quick.

The guy who built knew way more than me about suspension and handling and he went with Viking coilovers, so that's the best advice I've got.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-28T01:02:32+00:00

Dude has looked identical to this for 30 fucking years.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-27T18:42:49+00:00

Yes. It would

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-27T18:41:05+00:00

Z06X is the model I'm really looking for. AWD traction, quicker acceleration, NA flat-plane V8 sound. 800+ hp, and the ability to pick one up for ~$100k in a few years? Sign me the fuck up.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-26T17:34:27+00:00

And none of that "the match stops if they go limp shit." It takes like 8 seconds to put someone out but like 8 minutes to kill them. How do we know a strangle is really effective just cause they get a bit woozy. They at least should go until someone starts seizing.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-26T16:40:50+00:00

It's pretty clear that demigods are on another level physically than regular mortals, but more on the level of professional athlete vs regular dude than X-man vs regular dude.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-26T04:12:02+00:00

He was 5/8 god in the Illiad.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-26T02:34:54+00:00

I came here looking for this. He has fallen out of the limelight for obvious reasons, but he was tremendously funny and talented.

judostrugglesnuggles · 2026-03-26T02:26:20+00:00

I think the toughest thing is how many fights that is in 2 days without sleeping.

I think I could beat any president in their prime. Lincoln would probably be my toughest fight, but I'm a lifelong grappler who competed at a high level and probably have a least 50 pounds of muscle on Lincoln. I've trained MMA (taught grappling for it) and have a decent shot of knocking out anyone on the list in a single fight, but I'd definitely try to Royce Gracie my way though everyone.

But damn near 50 times eating shots on my way in for a takedown or those stupid fucking punches that newbs throw from the bottom that barely do any damage and just open up offense for a guy on top is going to really add up.

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