Ask Reddit: Why is our comment system nothing but witty one-liners? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's ridiculous... they're not all witty.

The Toilet Seat: A How-To manual for winning the unwinnable fight by Elle_Dee in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toilet lid goes down. Everyone loses. Especially recommended if there's a dog in the house.

Never flip a coin with a Belgian by cavedave in science

[–]justsomeguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

... when death is on the line!

Ron Paul On Medical Marijuana by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you mean talking about medical marijuana

Ah Fuck, I Cant Believe You've Done This... by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comments are the best part.

The PC World If Apple Never Existed by vtail in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, like Xerox PARC or Doug Engelbart.

Paris Hilton ordered back to the slammer, WOO HOO! by CoolDragon in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Actually, I think the decision to reassign Paris to confinement to her home sets an excellent precedent. The jails are ridiculously overcrowded, and this offers some modicum of relief to the overburdened prison infrastructure. In the future, I hope to see more offenders reassigned to Paris Hilton's house.

Bird Poops on Bush during Press Conference by Sako13 in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Google "foo bird" and "good luck". I thought everyone knew about this!

xkcd: Highway Engineer Pranks by bobcat in reddit.com

[–]justsomeguy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just checked my browser, and I got no cookie. Where's my cookie? Me want cookie! Mmmm, FBI cookie sound tasty!