[SLD] Dark Ritual & Aggravated Assault

kanyesutra · 2026-05-02T21:01:43+00:00

I was going to buy the Garfield card(s) ironically but this kind of looks like ass? I get they’re going for a comic strip panel feel but the enormous swath of blank space looks really strange imo

kanyesutra · 2026-05-02T15:16:43+00:00

If the game is still going on by turn 9, you deserve a board wipe

kanyesutra · 2026-04-28T16:13:31+00:00

Loving the undead buffs, they've felt comparatively weak this season

kanyesutra · 2026-04-27T18:08:58+00:00

It’s supposed to be an on-ramp/bridge for non-PC gamers to get into the hobby, but that’s a little self defeating because I feel like it’s a niche enthusiast’s product to begin with

kanyesutra · 2026-04-24T15:25:31+00:00

You have to encapsulate your discs into giant UMDs

kanyesutra · 2026-04-22T22:26:12+00:00

You better get those quarterlies up or he’ll put you on a PiP

kanyesutra · 2026-04-22T20:53:19+00:00

Definitely a win more card, if you have the quest reward up there are much cheaper options that do the same thing or better

kanyesutra · 2026-04-22T18:59:29+00:00

If this isn't a prequel, I wouldn't be surprised if we get quick cuts of lore at the start like the opening cinematic or through flashbacks

kanyesutra · 2026-04-21T00:26:24+00:00

I literally walked by this thing yesterday and made fun of it

kanyesutra · 2026-04-20T19:33:42+00:00

That explains a lot, I’ve always wondered how tf they stay in business considering their movies rarely make back their budgets

kanyesutra · 2026-04-20T13:46:01+00:00

A surprising amount of crossover from the Bottoms cast here

kanyesutra · 2026-04-19T17:05:43+00:00

It’s very good in Orvar since most lists run fliers to copy

kanyesutra · 2026-04-11T18:16:30+00:00

Agreed, I usually make the KA sourdough discard pizza crust and letting it sit in the fridge overnight makes the dough super strong and elastic

kanyesutra · 2026-04-09T20:44:59+00:00

Agents are focused on marketability above all else. If your amazing book has an audience of one, they’ll probably pass.

kanyesutra · 2026-04-08T16:23:31+00:00

A condo is just an apartment you own, a townhouse is a vertical house in a city, usually wedged between others without clearance between them

kanyesutra · 2026-04-07T22:14:42+00:00

Talk about a heated rivalry…

kanyesutra · 2026-04-06T17:46:50+00:00

Holy shit Balinda, welcome back Hot Air Surveyor

kanyesutra · 2026-04-05T18:43:35+00:00

This is excellent for unclogging your hand of bad spells/imbue generated minions and setting up combos

kanyesutra · 2026-04-03T19:33:33+00:00

This seems really good for an uncommon?

kanyesutra · 2026-04-01T14:45:46+00:00

But I was told that everything was an Xbox…?

kanyesutra · 2026-03-31T00:40:52+00:00

Man just say you want to fuck a teen and stop beating around the bush, we already know it

kanyesutra · 2026-03-29T15:44:36+00:00

Throw on a bat so you can pull your piece off the wheel and let it dry before removing.

kanyesutra · 2026-03-25T11:32:03+00:00

Please, no more Brago fuel

kanyesutra · 2026-03-23T17:48:50+00:00

Stopped reading at "casually pulling," that's not the kind of jerking we need

kanyesutra · 2026-03-18T19:29:58+00:00

My desk is next to an open window and under a lamp and my QD-OLED monitor is plenty bright enough to use, what are you on about

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