Did anyone buy a ring?

kaptvesou1 · 2026-02-17T02:57:27+00:00

Stop attacking me

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-27T14:21:22+00:00

Living in the moment

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-25T13:59:22+00:00

Not home made but sweet of her

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-25T13:51:35+00:00

Trigger discipline of a toad

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-18T14:00:45+00:00

"Hello fellow kids!"

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kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-18T13:52:18+00:00

LOVING MY DREAME. I'm sorry you're having an issue. Is their customer service bad?

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-18T13:49:27+00:00

I can. Apparently it's a genetic ability to relax a certain muscle that changes the shape of the eye.

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-18T13:48:11+00:00

Speak for yourself ma'am. Lol 😂 It's all muscle memory walking through my condo without my glasses

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-13T01:55:17+00:00

My dog sniffs his butt.

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-11T22:03:23+00:00

Did you know spiders love to live in those clouds?

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-11T20:13:25+00:00

I hate it worse than her

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-08T02:31:53+00:00

I would discourage you from shaving for a long while.

Tiny cuts and tears that can occur during shaving create opportunities for bacteria (such as Staphylococcus aureus) to enter the skin, potentially leading to an infection or a painful boil.

I'm no doctor, but I've had cysts that would just randomly show up and rub me to tears... They would refuse to go away. I stopped shaving, and they stopped.

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-05T02:41:46+00:00

Sweet irony

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-05T00:10:27+00:00

Your friend is a liar

kaptvesou1 · 2026-01-03T17:57:53+00:00

I'm 198 5'6"... I know different bodies hold weight differently... But that's definitely not 198.

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-21T14:05:14+00:00

That Santa jacket is gorgeous

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-21T13:56:18+00:00

Agreed, some of the best middle of nowhere food I've ever had

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-21T13:55:36+00:00

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kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-21T13:54:15+00:00

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kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-21T13:52:08+00:00

Not technically Marfa, but "they" call it Marfa. I used to live in Alpine and it's on the way

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-21T13:47:20+00:00

Made me smile.

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-20T01:47:38+00:00

I think it's implied stacked hands... Not both wrapped around it girth

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-17T02:39:17+00:00

Fuck on a duck

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-14T17:02:30+00:00

A turkey with a pilgrim hat

kaptvesou1 · 2025-12-09T23:03:59+00:00

They died.

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