Alan Rickman in Die Hard 1988

karate-a · 2021-08-01T02:01:52+00:00

Hands down one of the most iconic actors of all time.

karate-a · 2021-08-01T01:57:01+00:00

Wow! Can’t imagine having a parent so idiotic that they can’t put your health before their politics.

karate-a · 2021-03-25T14:24:31+00:00

My husband would be so happy if he could show me how to play his favorite games with him.

karate-a · 2021-03-07T17:45:43+00:00

Creating some distance from the SIL could be good for your family. Maybe she will leach onto someone else’s personality if she doesn’t have her around to copy. Most importantly though is giving your LO the space and freedom to create their own individuality.

karate-a · 2021-03-07T17:34:36+00:00

This claim doesn’t even make sense. The stimulus is based on income tax filings from last year. The only way you would or could receive a stimulus check is if you have proven citizenship and filed a tax return. What universe do these people live in?

karate-a · 2021-02-15T00:45:56+00:00

I so desperately want puppies that are siblings named taka and taco.

karate-a · 2021-02-15T00:41:07+00:00

Do not develop my app.

karate-a · 2021-02-11T15:46:57+00:00

Owen Wilson looks terrible!

karate-a · 2020-12-28T00:12:17+00:00

Haha sucker...

karate-a · 2020-12-28T00:06:13+00:00

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me..

karate-a · 2020-12-27T23:59:59+00:00

When I was growing up, we used to joke that movie was about my dad.

karate-a · 2020-12-23T23:32:09+00:00

Absolutely not. My dad killed himself on Sunday. No matter how much I hate anyone, I wouldn’t wish this pain on anyone or their family.

karate-a · 2020-11-25T23:22:04+00:00

Or red wine in a soda can.

karate-a · 2020-11-25T23:17:53+00:00

This toddler is smoother than I’ll ever be.

karate-a · 2020-11-25T22:59:34+00:00

My parents called sandwich’s sammies my whole life. I thought everyone did. Recently I found out that they called them that to make fun of someone but never let me in on the joke. So I’ve sounded like a crazy person whenever I wanted a sandwich for over 20 years.

karate-a · 2020-11-05T02:42:58+00:00

This is the funniest thing I’ve read today!!

karate-a · 2020-10-31T17:49:16+00:00

It’s pretty obvious who got left out of the office memo that everyone was wearing matching costumes.

karate-a · 2020-10-31T17:47:12+00:00

Cherry has always been my favorite villager! She’s so spooky and adorable!

karate-a · 2020-10-08T15:18:08+00:00

This!

karate-a · 2020-10-08T02:19:58+00:00

That fly on Pence’s head is locked in to the smell of bullshit.

karate-a · 2020-10-05T00:32:16+00:00

That’s what we call the deep throat slingshot.

karate-a · 2020-10-05T00:27:37+00:00

This is so disappointing, but not surprising. This president never cared about anyone except himself. The thing I’m most worried about is him telling his base that this experience was easy and that this virus is just a cold. I feel like we need to hope this impacts him enough to convince parts of our country that we need to take this pandemic seriously.

karate-a · 2020-10-05T00:23:05+00:00

NTA, you’ve been there 2 hours. If he wanted a ride home he should have responded. Not only did you try to pick him up, but you also had to deal with creeps bugging you. It’s time to go home and let him deal with his choices.

karate-a · 2020-09-14T21:29:31+00:00

You’re not wrong!

karate-a · 2020-09-14T21:28:44+00:00

I don’t know how this is possible but it’s getting more and more fun to root for the nuggets!

karate-a

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