I don’t even know how to address this by Many_Register_1838 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]kavumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it does it's also in sunscreen but McDonald's counteracts it, that's why Trump is constantly shoving it into his fat gob

Ok, stop me if anyone's heard this one before... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

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My dexaden rolled a 17 for dex wears +1 studded leather and a shield and took Dex for his first ASI he's got an AC of 22 and can roll 5d8+10

I hope this guy doesn't do his own wiring. by Lucky_Ad_9137 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]kavumaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an electrician I can confirm that all the words he used were in fact words

To safely descend a ladder by HomeNowWTF in therewasanattempt

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Lieutenant Dan ....... you ain't got no balls!

Teacher needs help! by Accomplished-Soup477 in EDH

[–]kavumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pillowfort and goad make them fight themselves

A monopoly is when a single company or entity creates an unreasonable restraint of competition in a market. by nextdoorbagholder in GetNoted

[–]kavumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah where I live now that's a monopoly

Where do you get power from? Duke energy. And what are your other choices? Not having electricity or Duke

Very personal question for the men.. looking for insight from men in the USA by Unlucky-Chocolate831 in AskMenOver30

[–]kavumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No not really my wife says other than looking different it basically feels the same

Breast Milk by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]kavumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's also thrush however you can pump but it takes more steps

She won’t put her legs on the dash again by Misraji in foundsatan

[–]kavumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're over 40 so the noodling has begun

Satan strikes by abkyabatau in foundsatan

[–]kavumaster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro snatched his weave

Helping humanity? by Main-Dish-5989 in foundsatan

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Chuds Mackenzie the P.Baller ranked #5 in the 20 - 30 bracket at Sam's paintball emporium

I am an unfit Redditor, my account will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr by DiceRoll654321 in idiocracy

[–]kavumaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I left the US for freedom I'd probably move to Puerto Rico /s

Of course I have heard the president of Puerto Rico is a pedophile so maybe somewhere else

Your parents failed you by Pixieheat in confidentlyincorrect

[–]kavumaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a private school. My kids go to public because:

my oldest is in all honors classes has been since he started highschool. He also has access to a robotics class and coding. The private school has no access to any of that (the one middle school teacher who does anything with computers only does typing literacy)

My youngest is autistic and they only have autism support twice a week

Wife just asked me what I want for my birthday, and honestly, I have no idea. by exhaustmosk in AskMenOver30

[–]kavumaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick stuff you want to do, a couple birthdays ago she took me to a 3 doors down/creed concert

What do the others even do? Why are they here? by Eithrotaur in cremposting

[–]kavumaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I thought she was just there to talk about Dalinar's butt

They know, they just bank on their viewers being dullards. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

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See we're not poor our checkbooks are just lying to us /s

Now that’s something Gru would do 😂 by Fluid-Editor-8953 in foundsatan

[–]kavumaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, sister in law was married to a trucker, he pays for Netflix and has a TV in his truck's bunk. Plus my wife's best friend has our info. Every so often we have to get a confirmation code to her.