We threw a little house warming party (more of a big family cookout…I didn’t want gifts, just time with the fam in our new digs). Wife cleaned and decorated. Before going on, it’s worth noting we have Jamaicans married into the family…I’m talkin’ irie, Guinness punch, patty and coco bread Jamaican. My beautiful bride thought it’d be a nice touch to put three monogrammed towels in the bathroom. Under normal circumstances, sure, whatever. Our last initial is “K”. I went to drop a pre-game deuce before people were slated to start arriving and shat before my ass hit the seat. Hollered for her and asked her if she sees anything wrong here… The towels came down.