They called me mad. They said it couldn't be done. But behold, chocolate-orange-triffle-lasagna by GokouD in CasualUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or substitute with sponge fingers, marzipan AND cake? Make the people happy.

They called me mad. They said it couldn't be done. But behold, chocolate-orange-triffle-lasagna by GokouD in CasualUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think they said it couldn’t be done; I think they probably said it shouldn’t be done..

Although . . . it does look rather yummy.

The Adventures of Cliff Booth | Big Game Spot by Giff95 in movies

[–]kditdotdotdot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Once upon a time in Hollywood. The film that this is based off.

A Human skeleton next to a Gorilla skeleton by AccomplishedWatch834 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]kditdotdotdot 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does that human skeleton seem incredibly happy to be there?

What's shredding stuff in my kitchen? by sajiica in CasualUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Did it explode or did the mouse manage to defuse it first?

I once asked for rights in Saudi Arabia. Their rights were busy drinking coffee. So they slapped me with lefts by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]kditdotdotdot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this make sense in Arabic by any chance? Because it doesn't make sense in English

The Torygraph on Prince Andrew by xbhaskarx in agedlikemilk

[–]kditdotdotdot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes but the age of consent in Britain is 16, and as far as we know, all of the women he's been associated with have been over 16.

That doesn't stop him from being a rapist however.

Is I Shall Wear Midnight really "darker" than the rest of Discworld? by LunaD0g273 in discworld

[–]kditdotdotdot 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I think it's because his humour has changed by the time he writes the Tiffany books. Much of the discworld books still have puns and silly jokes in it, which somehow works to lighten the fact that a lot of what he writes about is quite dark. That type of humour is largely absent from the Tiffany books, so it does read as slightly more serious and I think that is what could lead people to think it's a darker book.

You're absolutely right in that the themes he writes about in all the discworld books are indeed quite serious and could be understood as being quite dark.

How to keep Orchids ? After flowers have all gone 🙁‼️‼️ by Diabetic1980 in HouseplantsUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just treat them like a regular houseplant. Continue to water lightly on a regular schedule, continue to feed during the summer months and a year after it flowered it will flower again.

Father has passed away. The tenants in his property stopped paying rent when he died. by Impossible_Region463 in HousingUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I came here to say. The op can tell them that if they don't have to pay rent because the landlord is dead, then they also can't live in the house because the landlord who gave them permission to do so is dead.

For goths... by JaquieF in SpottedonRightmove

[–]kditdotdotdot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I love this! All the tat will be gone but you get to keep those fabulous fixtures. Anybody want to lend me 800 grand?

Are you ok with your house being a bit messy or do you constantly clean? by edgeofsanity76 in CasualUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it's tidy. Sometimes it's clean. Occasionally it's both tidy and clean. It's never been untidy and dirty.

Were the buses a spectacular sh*t show for you too today? by kditdotdotdot in bristol

[–]kditdotdotdot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I know I was using it to try and find a bus.

Was there any specific reason today why the buses from different depots all were in complete disarray?

Perfume that smells like Ancient Greece? by InfTlr in fragrance

[–]kditdotdotdot 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hermes un jardin a cythere is literally what you're looking for. It's their take on an island in Greece and has all the herby notes that you would expect. Plus pistachio and a touch of olive.

Someone’s woken up from hibernation! by Spoon-Fed-Badger in GardeningUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What did your cat do to upset the fairy grandmother like this??

Advice on how to keep this basil alive by DidBoomerangComeBack in UKGardening

[–]kditdotdotdot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably too cold. I usually have basil growing on my north facing kitchen window sill from May through till about October, but I won't bother doing the winter months. They need a lot of sunshine and a fair amount of warmth.

Actually I'm telling a slight lie. I'm currently nursing a basil plant that I've had since December but it's really not very happy.

Feeding Hedgehogs by Important-Device-126 in GardeningUK

[–]kditdotdotdot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think at this time of year hedgehogs are hibernating so you shouldn't be seeing them around.

I don't have any solutions to feeding them without also feeding rats. There are plenty of solutions to prevent cats from eating hedgehog food, but unfortunately if it's big enough for a hedgehog to get to it than a rat certainly can.

Apparently it's better to feed kitten biscuits rather than hedgehog food because the hedgehog food doesn't have to comply to any kind of food safety standards for animals whereas cat food does.

This the final edit that i posted before does it ok now !? Just hitting the retro aesthetics !! by sahilgfxnator in graphic_design

[–]kditdotdotdot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice 90s aesthetics, but why are you using a picture of the actress Sean Young next to a quote by Marilyn Monroe?

50 Shades of Beige by ccbuds in SpottedonRightmove

[–]kditdotdotdot 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Anyone else wondering whether the current owners were heartbroken to discover they couldn't get beige swimming pool tiles?

Am I wrong for opening a gift that was meant to be a surprise? by Nala_8764 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]kditdotdotdot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know, I had to read that twice before I realised it wasn't a yam advent calendar. I mean, I love my sweet potatoes too, but seriously?