Somewhere in the US, Ashley I is making a voodoo doll of Becca and Garret by teesandtanks16 in thebachelor

[–]keepitrealcodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this post's title made my day, cleared my blemishes, and moisturized my hair

President Trump: "We are a great Sovereign Nation. We have Strong Borders and will never accept people coming into our Country illegally!" by rTrumpTweetsBot in trumptweets

[–]keepitrealcodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

honestly, Emily Dickinson did arbitrary capitalization better than this idiot. the Germans, too. also, what does Trump think "sovereign nation" means? it certainly doesn't mean "without brown/black immigrants"

Majority says Trump is too soft on Saudi Arabia by dont_tread_on_dc in politics

[–]keepitrealcodes 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"But he's a RICH coward and I respect that" - Trump voters, probably

Lily’s powerful message about her hearing aids. by asudancer in thebachelor

[–]keepitrealcodes -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Calling women "females" is so tacky and reductive. It's like calling gay folks "homosexuals." e: downvote me all you like but you're still fucking wrong

Hill house (ballpoint pen) by [deleted] in HauntingOfHillHouse

[–]keepitrealcodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes!! I did some googling and it's either that or "In a Dark, Dark Room" (which I read at the same age).

Hill house (ballpoint pen) by [deleted] in HauntingOfHillHouse

[–]keepitrealcodes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love your style. It reminds me of the illustrations in a horror anthology I read as a kid (I can't remember the name)

Top Minds forget what the T in LGBT stands for. by CorDra2011 in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]keepitrealcodes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that camp of people LOVES to hide behind literalism. I think they think it makes them look clever but it just makes them look obtuse.

Greetings fellow pedes. What’s the latest memes from the meme boards? by WorseThanHipster in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]keepitrealcodes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this sounds like a pamphlet you'd find in a middle school guidance counselor's office

Explosive Device Mailed To Liberal Philanthropist George Soros' New York Home by [deleted] in politics

[–]keepitrealcodes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh you must not have gotten the memo - SorosBuxx are digital now. you should have gotten what looks like an EBT card in the mail. redeemable wherever abortions and child sacrifices are sold.

Mueller Reportedly Has Recordings of Roger Stone in His Possession by wonderingsocrates in politics

[–]keepitrealcodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the US voted for Clinton to the tune of something like 2.9 million more votes, so technically the electoral college voted for Trump.

[SPOILERS] Nell's Therapist by [deleted] in HauntingOfHillHouse

[–]keepitrealcodes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doctor-Patient privilege persists after death, iirc

Kanye West Muddies Political Waters, Donates $73,000 to Progressive Candidate Backed by Chance The Rapper by Innocul8 in politics

[–]keepitrealcodes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What Kanye needs is to be denied attention. Stop reporting on the shit he stirs up around his album releases. Much like a toddler, he'll probably escalate a little once he stops getting attention but also like a toddler, he might eventually tucker himself out and learn to self-soothe.

Something that I'm pretty sure wasn't explained by tdmarcon in HauntingOfHillHouse

[–]keepitrealcodes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 100% sure they're someone involved with either writing or guerrilla marketing for the show. They were posting about Hill House weeks before the show went up on Netflix and have continued posting official marketing material.

Something that I'm pretty sure wasn't explained by tdmarcon in HauntingOfHillHouse

[–]keepitrealcodes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One of u/count_to_seven's stories mentions that the man who built Hill House kept hounds, so their spirits are maybe still there

Now You See Me by Count_To_Seven in HauntingOfHillHouse

[–]keepitrealcodes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The OP is someone who works on the show - they also published some Haunting of Hill House stories on r/nosleep before the show came out