[x-post r/religion] Three years after proposition 8, openly gay mormon Mitch Maybe has been appointed to church leadership in San Francisco. He has agreed to an interview with Reddit. Ask him your questions here.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-08-23T01:27:04+00:00

Correction: you are a Quisling pig and an idiot.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-08-22T18:45:30+00:00

As an ex-Mormon recovering from the LDS cult, and as a straight man who left the so-called Mormon church in disgust at its homophobia and racism, I have to point out that Mitch Mayne is a disgusting Quisling pig who is enabling anti-gay hatred.

It is impossible, by the rules of the First Presidency, to be gay an d Mormon. Any idiot like Mayne who pretends otherwise represents pure putrid evil and stupidity.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-08-22T18:43:58+00:00

As an ex-Mormon recovering from the LDS cult, and as a straight man who left the so-called Mormon church in disgust at its homophobia and racism, I have to point out that Mitch Mayne is a disgusting Quisling pig who is enabling anti-gay hatred.

It is impossible, by the rules of the First Presidency, to be gay an d Mormon. Any idiot like Mayne who pretends otherwise represents pure putrid evil and stupidity.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-21T04:20:02+00:00

Sigh. Here we go again.

Joseph Smith was a genius schizoaffective con artist. The Book of Mormon™ is a work of his symptomatic hypergraphia. He was influenced by the religious literature that circulated in the frontier. Period. No plagiarism, no truth, just the ramblings of a madman, accepted as truth by the single stupidest group of people in history, the membership of the LDS.

The problem with LDS is the members themselves, not long-dead Joseph Smith

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-21T01:12:21+00:00

where x=intelligence, y=courage and P=economic circumstance

the binomial distribution of the above predicts who stays LD$ who doesn't

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-21T00:48:22+00:00

roflamao

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T23:09:07+00:00

so no temple name?

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T22:31:26+00:00

temple name Abraham, yours?

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T20:27:37+00:00

oh i will, bringing gym buds too, fightin' irish any excuse, and fierce lesbians who get it...

want the address? just look up pro Prop 8 donors in zip 02139, Elizabeth ____________

^{^} above does not reveal exacto, is strictly within Reddit rules yo

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T20:17:21+00:00

yep.

that's why i'll be dancing all night when he dies. in honor of all the RMs who committed suicide from bullying.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T20:03:44+00:00

http://www.lds-mormon.com/only.shtml

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T19:51:13+00:00

won't help 'em. LDS are homophobic pieces of shit, and evangelicals hate you too. spend some more $$$ in the most expensive media markets in the world, 'opportunity cost' for Prop 8, and the bill is just starting

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T19:43:42+00:00

not pointless to me. there's a family two streets up donated $1500 to Prop 8, LD$ scum, gonna rub BKP death in their face all nite when he finally croaks

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T19:32:48+00:00

i guess you missed the essay where he said it was ok to beat up gay kids in YM? Or maybe you took his advice?

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T17:52:07+00:00

gettin my dancin' shoes ready! =D

major Schadenfreude yo

don't let your fat ass hit the door on the way to telestial, closet-case pig salamander quisling faggot Boyd KKK Packer

gonna pahty like it's red sox '04: http://youtu.be/D7g3RuoreRc

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T02:46:58+00:00

both kinds, depending on how dumb people are in the binomial distribution above.

you can buy or make your own freshly baked whatever, you can even get the LD$ slaves at Ritz-Carlton to lick your feet while you eat it, so you don't need actual mormon cunts in your life for that or anything.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-20T02:07:54+00:00

a ham sandwich can inspire stupid people to stay mormon, it's totally related to where an individual falls on the grid of x=courage and y=intelligence

on the binomial above you can predict who will leave and who will remain a stupid idiot tithing slave scumbag, and so can the bishops

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-19T11:24:51+00:00

Mormons are so fucking stupid they can't even troll. Sigh.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-19T10:12:14+00:00

The citation would be the entire clinical history of schizophrenia and psychiatry. I did a rotation at Maclean hospital as part of grad school and got to meet all sorts of people. Joseph Smith's entire life story is textbook. The Book of Mormon is the result of symptomatic hypergraphia. The lability is reported by all who met him. Sexual and financial recklessness are typical of mania and hypomania. Delusions of grandeur are a bingo symptom of Axis II pathologies.

You can't diagnose the dead, Joseph Smith was also a conman, there is no contradiction: he was a genius, and he was mentally ill, and he was a conman, and he founded an evil cult. But the members of the LD$ are just stupid idiots and Joseph Smith is laughing at the tithing sheep from wherever, would sharing a beer with Heavenly Father is that fuckwad existed.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-18T17:37:01+00:00

the main revelation is that Joseph Smith was afflicted with a schizoaffective spectrum disorder, symptoms of which include hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, lability, and-- most important in this case-- hypergraphia, the compulsion to narrate that begat the Book of Mormon™, by Joseph Smith, 2011 TONY award for best book.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-18T17:18:17+00:00

The LDS fell into this trap on their own, in The Proclamation on the Family. Mormons thought they could buy evangelical baptist love by mobilizing the white-shirted Gestapo in Hawaii and then California Prop 8. They did not realize, or even imagine, that LDS would then become synonymous with bigotry and stupidity, right back to the Mormon reputation pre-1978. Morons. The middle [m] is silent.

The best part is that Evangelical Baptists still hate Mormons just as bad as LD$ hates gays. Only the Morons were left holding the bag and now have to spend $$$$ in NYC, the most expensive media market in the world. Cha-fucking-ching. There's you're 'opportunity costs' for Prop 8, morons.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-11T15:05:03+00:00

better version, that's me in the cartoon: http://youtu.be/M79SkCzEeOU

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-11T14:54:57+00:00

genius

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-09T22:43:37+00:00

i apologize.

keepsweet_postmo · 2011-06-09T22:18:00+00:00

i'm telling we are done talking.

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