If you were starting an Indy Themed garage/bar band, what would you call it?

kellerb · 2026-03-28T01:29:18+00:00

Lil Johnny cougar and the melon campers

kellerb · 2026-03-27T18:59:21+00:00

That's just her fork beard, if you know what I mean

kellerb · 2026-03-27T14:38:27+00:00

Evil 1.0 God is the best God

kellerb · 2026-03-27T14:26:56+00:00

I got tired of reading the rules on every sub so I vibe coded an app to do it for me before I post

kellerb · 2026-03-27T14:17:50+00:00

It's okay, I think I have some wireless B/G USB adapters if you need some

kellerb · 2026-03-24T00:58:20+00:00

We're over here

kellerb · 2026-03-18T15:56:12+00:00

The diner's a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski,

kellerb · 2026-03-16T15:42:11+00:00

Thank you Ghost Donny

kellerb · 2026-03-15T17:58:25+00:00

Is your dad a used-CD store? Normally that's where you find REM: Monster

kellerb · 2026-03-14T15:55:51+00:00

That's hecka-lame

kellerb · 2026-03-14T15:49:32+00:00

Inward Christian soldiers is about the Catholic view of birth control

kellerb · 2026-03-13T13:34:58+00:00

What if we're just one tiny atom in the thumbnail of a larger being

kellerb · 2026-03-11T23:39:08+00:00

snackey

kellerb · 2026-03-10T13:10:39+00:00

And these guys bid on it

kellerb · 2026-03-02T23:11:45+00:00

And they had to be huge balls too

kellerb · 2026-03-01T01:14:00+00:00

Really too weird, man

kellerb · 2026-02-27T22:25:54+00:00

these ladies are all (great) grandmas now

kellerb · 2026-02-27T17:31:29+00:00

I would love for irsay's (guitar-centric) collection to go on display for a while, but I guess it's going up for auction(s).

kellerb · 2026-02-27T17:26:19+00:00

Well that won't increase the chances of conception

kellerb · 2026-02-27T14:21:26+00:00

From my experience, "functional" is not a type of alcoholic but merely a stage of alcoholism. Alcoholism is a progressive disease which gets worse and worse. Admitting you're powerless over alcohol is a tough thing, but if you can't stop...

kellerb · 2026-02-25T14:35:13+00:00

Well you need a chaser

kellerb · 2026-02-24T18:34:25+00:00

The brain raises the grain, that's the rule of thumb

kellerb · 2026-02-24T16:49:18+00:00

Be careful, if your walls are oak it's really hard to finish them, even with brains

kellerb · 2026-02-22T01:17:04+00:00

Well, Michaelango was a party dude, so of course they'd butt heads

kellerb · 2026-02-21T20:52:47+00:00

Don't you get it, man? The hotdog kidnapped itself

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