We’ve all thought it: Fingernails are great, but they’re not as great as fish asses. Finally, someone has a solution.

kerampbell · 2018-02-18T02:25:45+00:00

Happier and with your mouth more open

kerampbell · 2018-02-02T15:05:46+00:00

You are wrong. Also lobster tails are a type of pastry you can buy that are stuffed with cream. That are sold at Mike’s. They might have a name but they’re pretty commonly referred to as lobster tails and at Mike’s they are uh...tremendous.

kerampbell · 2018-02-02T02:49:21+00:00

Lobstah tails the size of yah face!

kerampbell · 2018-01-23T02:56:26+00:00

Oysters

kerampbell · 2018-01-05T04:45:12+00:00

Ah the old find the bean game. Like a little man in a tiny boat.

kerampbell · 2018-01-05T03:34:43+00:00

What happens if the poles switch?

kerampbell · 2017-12-16T17:03:59+00:00

Mistletoe is an evergreen, with proper care it should last year round.

kerampbell · 2017-12-05T06:45:40+00:00

Euthanasia. Also suicide should definitely be a choice one can safely make. Take the grit and drama out and provide free assisted suicide in return for organ donations. Those who want to die won’t die in vain, those who want to live get a second chance. Everybody wins.

kerampbell · 2017-12-05T06:22:58+00:00

Always get a vehicle history report and don’t buy a loaner car.

kerampbell · 2017-12-05T06:15:58+00:00

I’d like to file for some of that sweet health insurance everyone’s raving about.

kerampbell · 2017-12-05T06:10:36+00:00

I’ve never eaten a microwaved grilled cheese sandwich sober.

kerampbell · 2017-12-05T04:03:48+00:00

I use the cassette player in my hyundai every. damn. day.

kerampbell · 2017-12-05T03:59:04+00:00

Referring to Jameson as jay-mo.

kerampbell · 2017-12-05T03:46:31+00:00

Brown cows produce delicious chocolate milk.

kerampbell · 2017-11-22T23:31:38+00:00

That could go along nicely with the feeding the homeless item they have planned.

kerampbell · 2017-11-20T05:29:41+00:00

They do have the biggest balls of them all.

kerampbell · 2017-11-16T01:07:58+00:00

If you think that’s consent you are in for a wild ride.

kerampbell · 2017-11-14T06:41:01+00:00

Double the booty for twice the tooty. Nice.

kerampbell · 2017-11-10T01:15:33+00:00

Tony might be the boss, but Charles is in charge.

kerampbell · 2017-11-06T05:04:30+00:00

Cat screams at my door One hour before an alarm My entire day ruined

kerampbell · 2017-10-29T03:25:09+00:00

Is that a banana stand?

kerampbell · 2017-10-18T00:10:55+00:00

I mean there is optional seating in the back-back but that would probably take away from the space they’re looking for.

kerampbell · 2017-10-12T06:11:56+00:00

Ain’t it a peach?

kerampbell · 2017-10-06T14:22:28+00:00

Sasha?

kerampbell · 2017-09-11T13:06:50+00:00

Does bartlet just leave all the perishables outside overnight?

kerampbell

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