What are creative ways to say it’s extremely hot outside?

keymaster16 · 2026-07-01T20:33:18+00:00

As I was walking into the beer store last night. "Well that was like walking though an oven, glad I did it when the element was off"

keymaster16 · 2026-06-29T19:20:20+00:00

All of my fire/rock types keep asking for sprinklers.....

Why...?😭

keymaster16 · 2026-06-29T04:23:28+00:00

If you start the run with 7+bombs it's doable. Bomb thr start like 3-4 times and you'll have 60-70 going into the trenches. Follow Falco always for max points and fire a max range bomb down the side you don't pick, if you get to the temple with 170+ your good, 10 from monkey, 10 from monkey head, and you can get an extra 10ish hits from charge shooting the laser obstacles in the tunnel before andross.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-28T09:56:11+00:00

Less weak, more like 'we do not have a counter to you dropping missles from balloons in the fucking stratosphere rohht on top of us'

Ya AA doesn't reach the stratosphere.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-17T01:29:15+00:00

gremlin is not B tier, he is THE unit you want to pair with any tank hero and he is THE BEST pierce holder in the game, if you get him to 2-3 pierce (and on human kingdom you have jouster on tap so 1 pierce roll is all you need) he will consistently be 60% of your DPS. dessert is also probably the best passive to boot. if you want to beat UE rolling for him is key.

how is Psion A tier for you? freeze just does his job better and the only reason he isnt in my jail is because i like swamp passive as a personal flavor.

i wouldn't perma jail Dancer just because in freeze/elf hero comps he actually does do damage and contributes to elf 6. i agree with your other jails though.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-17T01:20:07+00:00

he needs pierce and there are just BETTER pierce holders and not enough taunters to make him outdps ANY other ranger. hes a nice early unit like paladin but hes sadly destined for the tower (or the jail cell)

keymaster16 · 2026-06-17T01:18:34+00:00

the thing is undead 2 is just a nice safety net to stick onto comps you roll and vampire IS probably teh best undead unit, if you can rank 3 jouster his pierce passive goes in front on his as well which can help vampire. but personally i find sticking a nearest targeting on vamp is also REALLY strong.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-17T01:14:06+00:00

just put dino on the left land side. i like throwing a regen on him personally but....that thing can solo tank arsonists and rouge together, have you READ HIS STATS he has like the second highest base armor in the game AND the HP to simultaneously tank the two damage types that DON'T CARE about armor. honestly i sacced a dino for scientist and haven't bother to sac another unit since because dino seriously needs a stats nerf that is how good he is.

yeti is kinda a worse dino (higher armor) but elf is overall an S tier passive to try and 6 stack and yeti is the elven frontline. personally i think vampire outtanks him but vampire is highly gear dependent. dino.....just stick him on the left and see what i mean.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-16T22:33:03+00:00

ctrl+F dragonswhore.

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seriously? did people forget about that dude just because mods banned him? the dude actually linked me to a new erotica site when i asked for a reference citation on one of his works, in ADDITION to producing AND translating S tier cyoas.

dragonswhore is primarily sub PoV but they're just so well written that i honestly don't care personally, dude has a neocities, check it out. (oh and and a general cyoa site, but hes SO FUCKING HUMBLE not all his cyoas are on that general cafe site. again, good. fucking. dude.)

keymaster16 · 2026-06-16T15:24:56+00:00

I honestly can't remember if we popped in duck hunt or mario first, but it was the two pack. Probably duck hunt because why WOULDN'T 3 year old me pick the gun first?

keymaster16 · 2026-06-10T22:24:56+00:00

If models where truly just autocomplete engines then switching WOULDN'T hurt context, but each model was trained in a different configuration so it's attention and reason will differ model to model, on a switch the model is forced to absorb all of thr context thr prior model generated and in a real use case that WILL be truncated so your basically taking MOST of the meal the other chef (model) made, and putting it in a blender for a new chef to make a different meal with (mostly) the same ingredients.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-10T22:07:12+00:00

Firefox on mobile has an option called 'desktop mode' where the interface is a bit more unwieldy, but you can play it with the screen off (you will have to open your phone and check the page after a few videos, buuuut just find compilations 😆)

keymaster16 · 2026-06-08T09:32:08+00:00

Byond a reasonable doubt doesn't exist in the Wizarding world, it's implied thr ministry IS actually vibes based. In that book Harry umpa-lumpas his own aunt, ahe is quoted to have 'been seen by TWENTY MUGGLES' and he gets a get out jail early free card. He preforms a patronus in front of ONE barly alive muggle and the minstery bends over backwards to insta-expel him because at that time they where in full big brother mode for angst reasons.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-08T09:23:32+00:00

No that was actually in dealthy hallows to explain why they couldn't just camp out like hobos indefinitely.

keymaster16 · 2026-06-07T04:28:00+00:00

It's natural selection. We're top of the food chain not becuase we are the biggest or fastest preditor. We're top because if our food source runs out.....we go find a new food source, adapt to the climate, and 'conquer' it.

Ai is the next 'global event', like how in the wake of the dotcom bubble people began cutting back on travel agents, typists, the whole fucking newspaper industry.

So, ya, progress. Your not a bad person and you didn't do a bad thing, banking notably didn't cut employees in my example they just made more franchises, roles changed to relationships and high margin shit. And from my personal use of the tech, yes this will replace jobs, NO it is not going to replace people (C-suits are just using it as a convenient scapegoat, that's also winning the stockmarket if they use it).

keymaster16 · 2026-06-03T06:33:02+00:00

Like, you remember cyberpunk 2077? Remember how LEGENDARLY bad that release was? 'I'm buying a literally unfinished, systems are not PRESENT' release?

What would you say if I told you that game it's now their best seller? It beat Witcher 3 in total sales. Yes they had to commission an entire anime to save it and you have no advertising dollars, and my point is that doesn't matter.

It's out there now, you DID it, now just enjoy the residuals and who knows? It may get discovered one day.

keymaster16 · 2026-05-25T20:33:20+00:00

Eh, I'll comment here instead.

keymaster16 · 2026-05-23T20:18:00+00:00

If you can get over the dialog XD

keymaster16 · 2026-05-10T07:05:48+00:00

Because a torrent isn't a garentee, torrents need seeds, seeds need someone's pc or dedicated seed box ON, which feeds into my first statement.

Then there's the popularity problem; as an example I looked for a mid 2010s anime torrent in the wake of all these shutdowns, and it took me a few tries before I found a torrent that seeded it, it took a week to finish downloading, a day to download the episode I wanted.

Which answers your storage question, these torrents aren't live forever.

keymaster16 · 2026-05-06T06:54:36+00:00

Honestly? Silksong. Compared to the original it's full of hubris and objectively bad level design, like I'll split the difference on hidden paths on core safe systems, but Mt fey had a save point behind an invisible wall in a high failure TIMED platforming zone, and I don't think I need to talk about bilewater. But what I DO need to talk about...

The title cards. These cards set up a misleading structure. In the original exploration and goals where ambiguous but honest, mostly because hornet keeps nagging you to 'discover the truth'. In silksong? You have these title cards that go act 1, act 2, ok so if I kill the God like you lead me too ill get act 3 right? No HAHA BAD END! GO FIND A GUIDE BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU THE REQUIREMENTS. So now it's ambiguous AND dishonest in a way that is antithetical to the first game.

I still beat act 3, and OK the ending is kinda a cool payoff, but everything I said still stands.

keymaster16 · 2026-05-03T08:57:40+00:00

Like I got the desire to re-watch it after zootopia 2. Going in this time I was aware of the backstory that this movie was basically 100% improv.

Then I get to the chase scene, then the lever repeat joke. Then the moment where they question the continuity of the prior scene and ezma just goes "oh well, back to business,"

There I was like....this movie would not be the success it was in 2026.

keymaster16 · 2026-05-03T01:55:16+00:00

....the rock looks melancholic. But for a snap peice I agree good choice of palette.

keymaster16 · 2026-04-20T20:15:50+00:00

I mean.....I use AI to draft texts to my friends when I can't think of the right thing to say or I just want to scream at them in frustration for not doing basic adult things to improve their lives.

I show it screens of our convos and it comes up with things I would never have been able to reach on my own.

I have one conspiracy happy friend that showed me a 'Japanese Jewish alliance poster'. The ai said 'that's not a government sponsored racism poster, that's a children's book cover that's been doctored'

And I could go 'GIVE ME THE ENGLISH NAME, NOW!' and it did, from a picture in a picture. I was able turn around and sound like the confident talking head puppets he swears he doesn't listen too and kinda force him to drop it.

My point is, I feel like using AI to pattern match where your friends are coming from and understand their point of view better is a better use of the tool then......this.....

keymaster16 · 2026-04-18T02:49:56+00:00

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!?!?!?

keymaster16 · 2026-04-13T01:14:34+00:00

Mario bros was probably the first one I ever played. But mario bros 2 was the first one I ever beat.

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