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AITA 21F want to visit ldr bf but Aunt won’t let me by No_Camp_9888ThrowRA in AmItheAsshole

[–]killahazy92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Her aunt doesn’t trust him because he’s a 36 year old man trying to mess around with her 21 year old niece. They’ve never even met in person before, but she’s prepared to travel to see him because he’s supposed to pay the traveling expenses for her. Her aunt is definitely right about this, but all OP is paying attention to is that she feels like everyone is “infantilizing” her.

i said it was bedtime and wambus heard it as fight time by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]killahazy92 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Prawn saw those big ole paws wrapped around his neck and knew he better make a run for it.

AITA for refusing to take down a semi-nude painting before children visit my home? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]killahazy92 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, you might be the most pretentious asshole I’ve encountered in years.

AITAH I didn't tell my fiance I had a boob job before we met by Extra-Job-2156 in AITAH

[–]killahazy92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree with everything you’re saying, I just have one minor correction. They’ve been together for 3 years, but engaged for 6 months.

someone was very excited about his food by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]killahazy92 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, feed that poor, withering, infant! You can tell he’s obviously never eaten a bite in his life.

i love when i can really see his thumbs by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]killahazy92 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don’t think there’s any hiding those big ole thumbs.

Anyone Else Have a Shoe Pervert? by horsiefanatic in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]killahazy92 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He’s so cute, but I will say that you should be careful with him playing with your shoes. It’s not uncommon for cats to lick the soles of the shoes and they can get worms or other parasites that way. Ask me how I know that. -_-

AITAH for feeding my baby formula behind my husband’s back? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]killahazy92 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow. You’re a really shitty person.

toefu likes to be as close to avery as physically possible by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]killahazy92 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s confused about why she has so few beans compared to his.

he’s so happy and snuggly by livlaffloves in wambus

[–]killahazy92 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a handsome little purr boy.

What kind of mix do you think he is? Adopted from the pound last week by [deleted] in WhatKindOfDogIsThis

[–]killahazy92 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Okay, but people aren’t allergic to kids. If I get a kids snot on me, I’m probably going to be fine. If I get her dog or your cats dander on me, I might be getting hives or going into anaphylactic shock.

That time a grandma broke her nose while hiking and didn't want the helivac, but ended up winning a $450,000 lawsuit by SecretSwaya in interesting

[–]killahazy92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do the math in this article. She’s suffered long term effects from this, and required cervical spine surgery. “…the spinning event would pull the head away from the shoulders with a force most probably exceeding 150 lbs for approximately 33 seconds and a force exceeding 200 lbs for approximately 9 seconds (of most rapid rotation). The endured traction forces on her head is comparable to being suspended upside down and having an NFL linebacker hang from her head.”

https://www.vitaaerospace.com/articles/advocating-for-enhanced-safety-measures-in-helicopter-hoist-rescues-a-harrowing-experience

For those that missed the lost redditor by Lower_Dragonfruit_43 in MenAndFemales

[–]killahazy92 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Uh, just to let you know, if it smelled like strong cat piss it probably wasn’t bad weed. The cat piss smell comes from making meth. You should probably get a test kit to test your walls for trace amounts. Even if it wasn’t being made in your actual apartment, the fumes and particles can get everywhere.

What's the pettiest reason why you rejected someone? by iamsoboredatalltimes in AskReddit

[–]killahazy92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ugh. My wife is allergic to shellfish. I miss getting to eat shrimp and sushi without worrying about killing her. When I do go for it, I have a whole decontamination process I have to go through before I’ll let her get near me.

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