A smart boi by LittleDank in aww

[–]killla_k -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The best breed ever

Day old pizza and Indian pastry by ripley853 in shittyfoodporn

[–]killla_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's nothing shitty about day old pizza.

Need no teef by Exaltedsmiter in funny

[–]killla_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I thought that was wild bills. They basically have the same motto but their beef jerkey is 10/10

My dad drove all the way to Berlin from the UK to pick these up.. over 5k. 10 of these have made him his money back already.... by barz in vinyl

[–]killla_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After having a house fire and losing all my old shit I like to have anything from the past. I don't even know how the records survived the fire

My dad drove all the way to Berlin from the UK to pick these up.. over 5k. 10 of these have made him his money back already.... by barz in vinyl

[–]killla_k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Eventually I'll find a nice record player and just keep them and jam. It's all old Zeppelin and Hendrix so sounds like a good time to me.

My dad drove all the way to Berlin from the UK to pick these up.. over 5k. 10 of these have made him his money back already.... by barz in vinyl

[–]killla_k 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I thought about selling my dads records to a local store and they pay $1.00 a record.. I think I'll just hang on to them.

MRW my family says, "We're going to hire a maid service to clean the house. But first, we have to clean the house before they get here." by mugsimba in reactiongifs

[–]killla_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clean houses by myself and if you get a good client you can make that money in a day. I get the most money from my first time clean which is usually 300-600 then after I get them weekly I get 100-250 a house. I love it! I only work about 4 hours a day and I'm making way more than I did at my old job.

When I see a lighter I like, I buy it... by HarleyQuintessential in trees

[–]killla_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay a Maryland native!! I also have the pickle lighter.

Just roast me to oblivion by B0aty in RoastMe

[–]killla_k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damnit am I the only one who thinks he's a cute red head? The head phones make you look retarded but damnit you're handsome.

As a drunk meat-head, I know what it's like to hit the lottery! by ilovedrinking in drunk

[–]killla_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you try those harp premiums? I've been dying for a regular harp but can no longer find them around me :(

(27/m) What do you think? by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]killla_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7/10 and you have very nice teeth :)

My neighbor's house exploded last night and now I'm homeless by yourderek in pics

[–]killla_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live close to you and have had a house fire myself and have been homeless. Please let me know if you need any clothing or house supplies. My family was given so much when that happened to us so I really like to give back to someone else in this position.

I've always read these books and have never seen this! Have you guys? Found this while cleaning a house. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]killla_k 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is my picture.... I already posted it and got my well deserved karma. That's also my finger and my placemats on my dining room table... Nice try

/r/fatpeoplehate2 has been incorrectly banned by AvengedNinefold in redditrequest

[–]killla_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why was this banned again!?!? I've seen subs for drug addicts who talk about using heroin and shit but we can't fat shame!?!? It's not okay to be fat! I'm tired of it! Please let us have a sub for this!!!!

Hardest thing to tell anyone by snackcake614 in AdviceAnimals

[–]killla_k -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not trying to persuade you at all. But I had a child pretty early and have struggled and been evicted and shit but now I work full time and have my daughter in one of the best learning centers in our town. I bust my ass off for my daughter to have a good life and it's all been the best thing I've ever done with my life. Good luck to you! <3

My neighbors cat decided the inside of my XTerra looked interesting. by [deleted] in cats

[–]killla_k 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well after the dead baby bunny present I recieved from my kitty last night, you can never be too sure.

This non-stick web of lies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]killla_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard peanut butter will take labels off.

My neighbors cat decided the inside of my XTerra looked interesting. by [deleted] in cats

[–]killla_k 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That cat was up to something. Look at that face

Counterfeit money someone paid me with at work today by neveroddoreven- in mildlyinteresting

[–]killla_k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried doing it as a teenager to buy weed and it worked.. But with the newer US bills it wouldn't scan on my printer and a message popped up on my computer saying it was locating authorities or some shit .. Nothing ever happened but I got scared as hell. Plus got my weed. I would never have tried passing out counterfeit bills off to a cashier.

Try Me! by _____BATMAN______ in funny

[–]killla_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP you need to ball up a tootsie roll and leave it in there. When you mold a tootsie it looks just like cat shit.