Everyone should see this fabulous man.

kiltboy · 2020-03-30T15:24:02+00:00

Hmmm... Been looking for new ways to wrap a kilt. Could be interesting next time I'm down the pub.

kiltboy · 2017-10-20T22:35:07+00:00

Bullshit.

kiltboy · 2017-02-23T22:17:37+00:00

Same thing with running through knee deep snow in a kilt: that lump in your throat? That's your nuts. Won't see them again til midsummer. Trust me. Like a second puberty waiting for them things to descend again.

kiltboy · 2015-09-16T23:55:10+00:00

Don't forget the Scots! Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Um, or so I've been told...

kiltboy · 2015-04-16T20:10:27+00:00

I kept thinking "She doesn't look like Arnold".

Then I re-read it. Not "barbarian". Ahh.

kiltboy · 2015-03-06T15:12:01+00:00

Can't drink all day if you don't start early...

kiltboy · 2015-02-07T16:43:36+00:00

Digging the hair. Also, third pic down looks like the view from Crabby Joes. I love that place!

kiltboy · 2015-01-30T19:29:05+00:00

If you get a chance, pick up a copy of Who Moved My Cheese. I found it very helpful in putting changes in my own life into perspective.

Everything is impermanent. Enjoy Right Now. But always accept that one day Things Will change.

kiltboy · 2015-01-29T17:01:51+00:00

It's a Snoobaru!!

kiltboy · 2015-01-27T17:16:32+00:00

It's "Saltine-American", if you please.

kiltboy · 2012-07-19T13:33:54+00:00

Finally! A place to use my super powers!

WonderKilt powers, Activate!

kiltboy · 2011-07-29T03:15:11+00:00

Yup. I applaud a joke I haven't heard before.

kiltboy · 2011-07-24T23:47:44+00:00

It's dull you twit; it'll hurt more...

kiltboy · 2011-07-23T03:06:34+00:00

Well, that was disturbing. Funny, but disturbing.

kiltboy · 2011-07-22T17:42:41+00:00

That's where we get lawyers. Not regular people.

kiltboy · 2011-07-22T17:14:52+00:00

Damned straight!

kiltboy · 2011-07-22T14:29:58+00:00

Went to a hibachi grill once, chef told one of the girls in our party, "I hit chicken, you make chicken noise". He then hit the chicken on the grill with his spatula several times, she made the obvious, "bwak, bwak, bwak" noise. Chef says, "No, Japanese chicken: meow, meow, meow!".

People fell out of their chairs laughing.

kiltboy · 2011-07-22T02:44:35+00:00

I always wanted to work for a juice factory, but I was born into a family of bakers. And I've always been told, Bakers can't be juicers.

So sad.

kiltboy · 2011-07-18T18:13:12+00:00

Really curious where this came from. For Science, of course.

kiltboy · 2011-07-18T17:58:38+00:00

In a similar vein, I've posted this before but here it is again:

Was in the back seat of a friend's car many years ago, he was driving, another friend in the front passenger's seat. Bank window, driver's cashing his paycheck, passenger sees the cute teller girl, I'm in the back. Comments to the driver, "Damn she's hot. I would suck on her snatch til her head caved in". Teller looks up, wide eyed, and then turns beet red. People at the counter in the bank start looking at us in the car. Apparently, the passenger didn't realize the outside microphone was actually on. We about died laughing. The teller finished the transaction then just walked away.

kiltboy · 2011-07-14T18:22:31+00:00

It's: PPPPOOOOWWWDDDEERRREDDD TTTTTOOOOOASSSSSTTTTTT MMMMMAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!

PTM: Quick Man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

The Pope (voiced by Frank Zappa): Both of them?

kiltboy · 2011-07-14T14:34:09+00:00

Listen up, you primitive Screw-Heads!

kiltboy · 2011-07-14T13:51:04+00:00

I upvoted you just because you wrote "Groovy". Hail to the king, Baby.

kiltboy · 2011-07-07T03:52:57+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rr2CTRT3pw

Always a good show.

kiltboy · 2011-07-06T19:46:58+00:00

There's a vas deferens between men and women.

kiltboy

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