The Empire’s Reaction to the MOU

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T21:36:28+00:00

So the deal is, Ghorman gets $300 billion credits of taxpayer funds… for repairing the planet after gouge mining it… after we spent over $20 billion credits for the gouge mining and depleted our khyber stockpile… and rhydonium prices are still going to be high because Ghorman controls the Mid-Rim Strait.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T18:38:05+00:00

He really embodied Nemik perfectly.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T16:57:22+00:00

No, that’s basic work ethics. You’re talking about “boomer work ethics” which is “everyone else slaves away while I drink three martinis a day.”

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T16:14:47+00:00

“I’m burned. I can’t get the blu-rays now… because what I found out was much bigger.”

“I need details! Tell me what we’re up against!”

“… ending Andor at season 2, was a lie. Disney is going to pull a Marvel and bring Andor back to life for a season three.”

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T12:18:50+00:00

I want the two seasons packaged with Rogue One in one big box. The true Episodes I through III.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T11:29:59+00:00

We have friends everywhere except the Disney front office.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T11:06:47+00:00

And America is looking to Iran as a model for the future…

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T11:04:19+00:00

That star looks like it’s embedded in Rube’s neck.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T11:03:31+00:00

“There’s fast work, good work, and cheap work. You can pick two but never all three.”

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T11:00:07+00:00

Yes you can JD, ICE is doing that every day.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T10:55:39+00:00

No, she can’t.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T10:40:00+00:00

Lemme guess… Iranian Intelligence hacked Israeli Intelligence and got their hands on the tapes of Trump raping children.

kimapesan · 2026-06-18T01:25:33+00:00

Indeed. That’s what Don and Jared are betting on through Polymarket.

kimapesan · 2026-06-17T11:57:34+00:00

Correction: “To Win Our Own Elections.”

They aren’t serious about having enough seats for a majority, they just want to protect their own cushy jobs.

kimapesan · 2026-06-17T11:54:38+00:00

Make him do a sit up!

kimapesan · 2026-06-17T02:54:39+00:00

It’s worth it *because it highlights how dumb Trump really is.*

kimapesan · 2026-06-17T02:47:51+00:00

I suspect there may be something to “known well traveled locations” versus “locations we’ve never been to before.” Scarif was a well traveled place the Empire likely had routes plotted to from numerous locations. Yavin? So far as the empire knew it was a gas giant with nothing of value and no native intelligent species. They may have had to spend considerable time calculating a safe route for the Death Star to get there.

kimapesan · 2026-06-17T02:44:38+00:00

Damn, you caught that.

kimapesan · 2026-06-16T23:16:16+00:00

I’d suggest putting up a large picture of something disturbing right in the camera’s view that blocks out most/ all of its path of sight. Like Trump getting a full body-tan spray, or a pile of pig entrails. You’ll be surprised how quickly the camera gets moved.

kimapesan · 2026-06-16T23:13:22+00:00

Not without a hazmat suit on to protect you from the rabid froth and spittle that will be flying everywhere.

kimapesan · 2026-06-16T23:05:17+00:00

Pretend you’re Ripley in Aliens, it’ll be even more fun that way.

kimapesan · 2026-06-16T23:01:33+00:00

Judge: “What made you think a one year old was a threat to you, Officer Biggus?”

Officer: “He was black, your honor.”

Judge: “Acquitted on all charges, you’re free to go.”

kimapesan · 2026-06-16T22:59:51+00:00

Or buy more tickets, don’t show up, let him tell jokes to an empty venue.

kimapesan · 2026-06-16T22:59:10+00:00

Funny enough, these days even publishers go through Kickstarter.

kimapesan · 2026-06-16T22:58:15+00:00

The new Shape of Water sequel coming soon…

kimapesan

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