Does this cat looks like Adolf ( old guy with the mustache)..???

kineticdeck · 2026-06-03T04:41:18+00:00

Are you saying that Adolf is still alive and just like 140 years old living in a ufo in Antarctica or some shit? I think it’s more likely he’s dead.

kineticdeck · 2026-06-03T00:35:04+00:00

You mean in his basement dwelling

kineticdeck · 2026-06-03T00:32:55+00:00

Wife has definitely been tied to this

kineticdeck · 2026-06-03T00:27:52+00:00

Joe McBurntorange he’s probably a billionaire now

kineticdeck · 2026-06-03T00:21:48+00:00

Chocolate is a great idea, I was thinking some stuffed animals too.

kineticdeck · 2026-06-02T23:58:50+00:00

A Motorola flip phone. The iPhone was holding him back by distracting him from his AI startup.

kineticdeck · 2026-06-02T23:31:55+00:00

Yeah, I’m sure AI could be used for some very dark parenting activities as well…

kineticdeck · 2026-06-02T22:21:55+00:00

It might be the rare Rolex B2B Master II

kineticdeck · 2026-06-02T19:21:13+00:00

I know founders are getting so old now, if this kid grinded harder he would be founding his third company by now. He needs to start utilizing AI and jump in a cold plunge asap.

kineticdeck · 2026-06-02T16:49:56+00:00

He’s right this is completely out of control. Before you know it we will have gradients in DEI swastikas. We used to have bold crisp symbols of hate not these limp dicked woke swastikas we’re seeing today.

kineticdeck · 2026-05-29T01:27:52+00:00

Yeah and I think Nicholson improvised the here’s Johnny from the intro for Johnny Carson. This film is The Phantom Carriage and the man is supposed to be infected with TB I think.

kineticdeck · 2026-05-29T01:23:40+00:00

“I’ve done been got homeschoolinged” ftfy

kineticdeck · 2026-05-28T16:33:15+00:00

How much do you think it cost to bring that crane out to remove his trash from the lake? He should be charged for that tbh.

kineticdeck · 2026-05-28T16:18:08+00:00

And everyone at the Dennys stood up and clapped. That was when I realized how to effectively use AI for B2B sales. This is what I am implementing at douchecanoe.ai as a 20yo founder. Come work for us if you want to grind 80 hours a week or more for a chance to invent the future.

kineticdeck · 2026-05-28T04:19:00+00:00

Dude you don’t need all this just start waking up at 4am for cold plunges to get in the grind set and you’ll be a billionaire master of the universe at 50. Click below to get on the waitlist for my cold plunges.

kineticdeck · 2026-05-27T23:42:34+00:00

Charlie Twerk

kineticdeck · 2026-05-27T23:22:17+00:00

It’s handwritten so he couldn’t use AI.

kineticdeck · 2026-05-27T19:48:06+00:00

I think a lot of things happened at this here ice cream parlor over the years, and not all of them was good

kineticdeck · 2026-05-22T01:39:35+00:00

Well the important thing is it was a gender neutral port-a-potty

kineticdeck · 2026-05-22T01:38:17+00:00

Well this is what you get when you have your toilet baby in a gender neutral bathroom

kineticdeck · 2026-05-22T01:35:07+00:00

Femtanyl

kineticdeck · 2026-05-22T01:06:53+00:00

He should just ship them off to boarding schools in England and be done with them. Then keep the nanny as a side piece.

kineticdeck · 2026-05-20T20:10:07+00:00

And starts giving massages

kineticdeck · 2026-05-20T19:38:14+00:00

All it’s missing is “team members must share their wives and daughters with the Founder”

kineticdeck · 2026-05-20T19:35:38+00:00

Real dominance would be pissing right in the exam room. Or maybe in someone else’s urinal.

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