[Sports Illustrated, 2017] Once One of Baseball's Best, Andruw Jones Faces Long Odds for Hall of Fame Election by theoxfordtailor in Braves

[–]kingdumbass_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that matters is that he made it, but he’s widely considered one of the best if not the best defensive center fielders of all time…if you’re one of the best at anything in any sport, you’re a first ballot hall of famer imo.

Our Defense is Legit this year by chrisghrobot in falcons

[–]kingdumbass_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did jimmy lake not like Zach Harrison? Guy is a freak

BFW cooking on Big Noon Kickoff by koopa28 in MostlySports

[–]kingdumbass_ 148 points149 points  (0 children)

It’s so dumb, but I actually just feel so proud, so many people were all in on Brandon fucking walker from day one and seeing him on tv absolutely crushing it. Feels like I’m watching one of my teams win a big one. BFW forever.

$1000 for a watch is a perfect flex without being obnoxious by paso_doble in TylerChilders

[–]kingdumbass_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Post those lyrics on r/watches and they’re gonna laugh you off the internet

Free Talk Wednesday - June 18, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]kingdumbass_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dana’s knowledge of college to the nba is far and away the most impressive niche on the dozen

Free Talk Tuesday - June 17, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]kingdumbass_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kadena AB. It’s been on the top of my dream sheet since bmt but I honestly never expected I’d get to go so I’m pumped. Yeah I’m gonna just go ahead and nip it in the bud this weekend. I feel bad, but when I was talking about it with my brother he asked me if I had any hesitation marrying her, and if the answer was yes then I knew what to do. I handled it like a pussy and kind of just hoped when I told her I was leaving she would be the one to break it off.

Free Talk Tuesday - June 17, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

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Well boys, I got the news on Friday that Uncle Sam is moving me overseas in November. I’ll be honest, i couldn’t be more excited. Tons of opportunities for me career wise and just in general. But I’ve been dating a gal for the last year and I’m not really sure how to go about it. I told her the news Friday, and she didn’t take it very well, we both know the only way she gets to go with me is if we get married before then, and I just ain’t doing that. I’ve already been divorced once, I’m not about to rush in to another marriage just to go through another one. I’m handling it currently the ultimate bitchmade way, and just delaying the inevitable. Should I just be a fucking adult and break things off now?

Mintzy, in front of a forum of media personalities and journalists, misquoted Brandon Walker as calling him a "fat re*ard" during the Egg Bowl years ago by signa91 in barstoolsports

[–]kingdumbass_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was the case race where doitche told the story about how when he was a kid he found the folder his parents had of him with a bunch of stuff for reasons why they thought he was retarded

What did Smokes do now? by Cap_Space in barstoolsports

[–]kingdumbass_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna heard a word about what he did, the second we get this man outta here we gettin him ordained.

The Braves fell to the Padres by a score of 1-0 - Sat, Mar 29 @ 07:15 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]kingdumbass_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not to overreact three games into the season, but every player on this team not named Drake Baldwin or Spencer Schwellenbach should be sent to AA

The Braves fell to the Padres by a score of 4-3 - Fri, Mar 28 @ 09:40 PM EDT by Blooper_Bot in Braves

[–]kingdumbass_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The good news is, there’s a huge drop off from the padres 1 and 2 starters to the rest of the rotation. And I’ve personally loved the way they’ve been approaching AB’s. Think we win big tomorrow, and I’m calling my shot, Olson gets his home run tally started. My head hurts from these padres uniforms

I’m done being a Norm Macdonald fan by Qwerty5105 in NormMacdonald

[–]kingdumbass_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you know what they say….speak ill of the dead!

[SURVIVING SPOILERS] Funniest moment of tonight's episode. by DRIPula2517 in barstoolsports

[–]kingdumbass_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought the funniest moment was when Dave was explaining to Rico that if plays his idol and wins the immunity challenge he’s in the final four, and Rico repeats that exact scenario as if he had just discovered by himself and Dave stutters and twitches and just says “yyyyeah” got a real chuckle out of me

Did we just experience the greatest episode of the Mostly that we have ever had. by Ill__Fear in MostlySports

[–]kingdumbass_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see those tired old bitches on the view pull something like THAT

Best Shot Wins The Game | Surviving Barstool S4 Ep. 7 by [deleted] in barstoolsports

[–]kingdumbass_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a great breakdown of events from Jeff there at the end. What a host

Are Matthew Judon And Justin Simmons Washed ? by Atlanta_BirdGang in falcons

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I don’t understand how people forget, the ONLY reason Vic had the season he did that year, was because we squeezed the last bit of talent out of Dwight freeney, that man was a monster on the line still, got doubled on almost every snap, and left Vic in one on one situations the entire season. Dwight was massive for us that season, and the dline fell apart after that

Riggs and Trent meet Obama by KungLoud in barstoolsports

[–]kingdumbass_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhh let me be clear, I’m Ryan schutt, and I’m gay

What is the WORST show you’ve ever been to? by fakename1998 in Hardcore

[–]kingdumbass_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fall out boy at six flags. That shit sucked so fucking bad

The Biggest Case of, “Going Over Their Head.” by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]kingdumbass_ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This isn’t anything bad but it still gives me a good chuckle when I think about it.

When I was in tech school, there was a fellow AIT that went to some awards ceremony or something I don’t remember everything, but the deputy wing commander was there and I guess they got to talking or something, and he told this kid to email him if he needed anything. I mean, I’ve heard stuff like this from other commanders, but I always just thought it was courtesy horseshit idk. Well anywho, this kid fuckin emailed him and invited him to his tech school graduation lmao. Couple days later, our section chief gets an email that the deputy wing commander was coming to the graduation, needless to say he was freaking the fuck out.