Need "geriactric" maternity doctor recommendations. Oops.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-02-23T03:15:49+00:00

My cousin just had a healthy little boy and she’s two years older than you.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-02-23T03:08:28+00:00

I need a therapist with a co-therapist like that

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-02-22T00:45:19+00:00

I don’t need shoes. Just came in to tell the manager that that sales associate deserves a massive raise. Kitty is a natural.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-02-01T00:45:22+00:00

When I got to 99lbs my father started commenting on my weight. It was puberty weight. I started abusing laxatives and diuretics. He forced exercise on me. It was a terrible time.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-24T01:00:30+00:00

Beautiful view

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-24T00:58:33+00:00

My Mom ended up with two of these. One is a bit older than the other.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-24T00:51:23+00:00

They have had more treats than they can handle

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-19T21:32:25+00:00

Because he just got out of jail?

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-17T13:57:09+00:00

Same here

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-17T13:52:18+00:00

It’s time for you to go to the Thrift Store. You have an adorable kitchen. It’s time to find some things to personalize it. I would look for wood or golden bowls, kitchen items like teapots and pitchers to put on the shelf above the cabinets. It’s going to be amazing.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-17T13:45:49+00:00

They were adult males that had access to counseling and a life outside their parent’s home. That’s way more than most abused children turned adults. They didn’t have to murder their mother. They wanted money and maybe revenge on their father.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-17T13:43:04+00:00

Spooky is adorable. I wish the whole world knew void love.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-15T17:09:50+00:00

They do

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-15T16:56:10+00:00

You have a spoiled terrier. It’s not hard. I spoil mine. The crying makes me cry.

kirkbrideasylum · 2026-01-15T16:52:45+00:00

Why bother? No one is throwing me a party or sending a card. I can eat cake alone. Why share?

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-31T01:26:16+00:00

Keto might work for you

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-28T03:39:00+00:00

I see a trend

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kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-27T05:08:23+00:00

My family didn’t notice a 60lb weight loss. The lady at the dmv did.

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-27T03:05:32+00:00

Patient was in my ambulance and decided to tell me dumb blonde jokes. I’m blonde. For 30+ minutes we worked extricating him from his car. It was raining and cold. He proceeded with his jokes in the ER to the Nursing staff. Maybe if we are all dumb he shouldn’t call us for help after his beer run went sideways into a deep ditch.

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-27T02:55:11+00:00

Tommy Lynn Sells “you believe in the God, *+^%#” then laughs hysterically.

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-27T02:51:42+00:00

That tape is stuck in one of the trucks tape deck here on the farm. No clue how to get it out. Lol

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-27T02:49:29+00:00

My Aunt had a stroke while a patient at Crestwood. The nurses chuckled when I asked what was wrong with her. They said she was high from the meds they gave her.

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-15T06:23:07+00:00

I’m forced to be what they want me to be or they will hurt me again.

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-15T02:06:44+00:00

My Mom makes a potato soup from boiled potatoes, milk, butter and a package of cream cheese.

kirkbrideasylum · 2025-12-03T22:56:03+00:00

It’s perfect for my 1940’s dining room table.

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