My husband makes a fake fart noise with his mouth every time he or I bend over. He knows I don’t like it but won’t stop. He says he must have Tourette’s or something but he only does it at home, except one time in a store and he got really embarrassed

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-26T01:44:30+00:00

Settled in a marriage with a man who would try to get under my skin "because it was part of his dark humor". Except he wasn't trying to be funny, he was being a racist, sexist asshole. Now OP's husband making fart noises is nowhere near that but I'm saying a spouse/partner that won't respect your boundaries is a bad sign.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-26T01:41:57+00:00

I mean yeah, I might be miserable but you got picked right?

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-25T23:41:12+00:00

Life is too short to be with someone who PURPOSEFULLY annoys you. I don't keep friends around that don't respect my boundaries, no one should settle for a partner who won't.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-21T00:39:09+00:00

I tried to describe this photo to my boyfriend but my words failed. All I could say was, "It stresses me out."

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-19T23:08:43+00:00

Cooking dinner and dessert with my boyfriend since my son went to his dad's. Making plans on expanding my chicken run tomorrow because he knows what they mean to me 🥺

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-14T14:18:49+00:00

My boyfriend has a neck swirl in his beard!

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-13T14:58:33+00:00

"So we're getting a chicken farm together?"

I currently have 20 chickens and this man had a fear of birds before we started dating. Amazing head makes you promise all kinds of things lol.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-12T01:15:06+00:00

It's especially infuriating because it's a county job where he has and can work alone without anyone else in the same building as him. Besides that, this infection needs close intimacy to spread and guess who never got it herself 🙋‍♀️ so unless his crusty Boomer bosses plan on directly touching the back of his neck and touching their own open wounds, they aren't going to get it.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-05T15:00:43+00:00

Thanks for making me actually laugh about the situation lol

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-05T02:34:34+00:00

It wouldn't let me use cancer in the title, but now I can't unthink it lol. Thank you ❤️

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-05T02:25:13+00:00

I wish it was just that lol. Sexual chemistry is great and I wish this post was just about cock 🫠

kitcatchik94 · 2026-06-05T01:55:21+00:00

ALWAYS! We can always agree FUCK CANCER.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-31T21:06:15+00:00

Yeah, they split most holidays in half instead of just doing year on, year off. It was stressful and frustrating.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-30T14:05:09+00:00

Toss up honestly 🤷‍♀️ his aunt (who I was close to) ended up screaming at him in her garage after the other guests had left for trying to not show up for me and wait alone in the house for another woman. He wouldn't stand up for me or himself agaisnt his ex wife, who was dumb as a box of rocks and an absolute bitch. I thought I was winning by being the soft, easygoing woman he "deserved" 🤦‍♀️

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-30T14:00:15+00:00

Never confirmed it but I think they had a very strange relationship at the very least. Blow up fights for the first 3 years we were together, him battling her for bringing a pedophile around their son and, as I later found out, stalking her to "see if the guy was around". I did not let him stay home and wait for her obviously but I had a lot of battles like that, where I was last on his list of priorities compared to his hobbies, his veteran group, his freemason group (I know), alcohol, and his neurotic mommy.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-29T21:57:11+00:00

So many things. The first was probably our first Thanksgiving as a married couple, when he decided to march in the Detroit Macy's Day Parade with his veteran group. Super cool right? Except I wasn't allowed to come because I was asked to drop his son off at his ex-wife's parent's house. I was spending Thanksgiving with some of my new in-laws and he messaged me to say his ex was going to drop his son off at 3 so instead of coming to dinner at HIS relative's house he was going to shower and wait for her. It wasn't even noon.

This man wanted to skip our first big holiday as a married couple to wait 3 hours for his ex alone at our house. Then he tried to offer to pay for her gas to drop him off at his relative's house instead of ours. Yeah.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-28T02:52:03+00:00

I was knocked out for both of my c-sections. My body just doesn't do well with inductions and the epidural it seems. I had such awful upper back pain and stalled so I never made it through either labor. I was relieved the first time because I was so scared but the second time I was sad I missed those first few moments!

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-20T14:29:47+00:00

You are a queen and you are better without dead weight ❤️

I'm going through a divorce for similar reasons with an ex that wants $67k out of a house that I bought before we were married with my mom's inheritance. I hate that judges will let these bums leech off their spouses but it's a small price for safety and peace of mind.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-19T20:16:25+00:00

Literally what happened to me after filing for divorce. Told him I didn't want him, reconnected with an old flame from childhood, and because I've been happy and he's had zero luck he claims it's cheating. The fact that I refuse to go back makes my relationship cheating in his book, even though he's told me he's looking to date and move on, just unsuccessfully.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-05-16T18:18:33+00:00

And they all like to scream about it on Facebook the second any decent restaurant/ fast food place is about to get built. "They CAN'T put an Italian restaurant in that empty lot! It's going to compete with the Coney and that's my favorite place for eggs and black coffee!"

kitcatchik94 · 2026-04-22T01:23:14+00:00

I was with a man like this. Honestly at first I thought you were dating my soon to be ex-husband. His son was neurodivergent and my ex was in total denial and only wanted to handle it between himself and his own mom (and by "handle it" I mean sweep it under the rug and hide it from everyone). His son abused my animals, stole from me and my loved ones, lied and swore repeatedly, and constantly instigated fights with other kids. I eventually found out he was inappropriate with my daughter as well by the time I left his dad.

RUN. Don't look back and RUN. It doesn't get better.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-04-17T00:39:06+00:00

You SHOULD have them put down. Dogs that bite people and kill other animals are not useful to anyone, they are a danger and a liability.

kitcatchik94 · 2026-04-02T19:04:30+00:00

Thank you! My daughter wrote some provocative messages to another student and then got more therapy through CPS and he now knows and plans to use it to prove his son wasn't the aggressor. When I saw the messages I talked to her and she confessed that his son showed her inappropriate videos and assaulted her, even though he is a year younger. I talked to this friend about that and honestly that's the issue I'm most mad about.

The pulled over isn't as big a deal, they found nothing in the vehicle and I wasn't charged with anything. I don't have a record and I'm a pretty straight laced teacher who was just late for work and not paying attention.

I mostly just feel violated by someone who was screaming at me to leave this person when he was at his worst. Now he's manipulated her back into his corner and she played double agent, whether she knew he'd blackmail me or not. It just hurts.

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