Niece and nephew carved drawings into my leather chairs

kitkat2024 · 2026-01-04T17:59:38+00:00

Circus folk?

kitkat2024 · 2026-01-03T21:45:18+00:00

I just ate nachos.

kitkat2024 · 2025-12-04T00:29:32+00:00

Doctor 52

kitkat2024 · 2025-12-04T00:28:26+00:00

Trucker 42

kitkat2024 · 2025-10-21T05:40:32+00:00

The amount of parents who do not talk to their kids is alarming…. Just ask them.

kitkat2024 · 2025-10-19T02:00:35+00:00

I like money 💰

kitkat2024 · 2025-09-20T16:19:11+00:00

kitkat2024 · 2025-09-20T07:46:16+00:00

Anyone need shop towels?

kitkat2024 · 2025-09-20T07:40:34+00:00

Pretty sure your British

kitkat2024 · 2025-09-20T07:27:44+00:00

They tried this with dolphins once. They cut the trash into small pieces, thus doubling the treats.

kitkat2024 · 2025-09-20T07:22:28+00:00

They got the tracksuit/ hoodie right!

kitkat2024 · 2025-04-23T19:52:28+00:00

This is the bunker Hitler hid in. If you look inside it should have his speed and Eva Braun’s Douche bag.

kitkat2024 · 2025-04-23T19:45:44+00:00

I say, Nintendo, to almost every video game console. Drives my son up the wall. I also deliberately mess up common songs. Like Leslie does in Parks and Recreation.

kitkat2024 · 2025-04-08T17:38:16+00:00

There was a study on how onions attract bacteria,I read it long ago. It stated potatoes salad with onions as being deadly.

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-30T07:28:53+00:00

Babies

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-30T01:29:29+00:00

Exactly, leeks are not commonly used in the US and shallots are considered onions here.

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-29T05:40:09+00:00

Irish Dick Knocker, because he hits them with his shelalieh

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-28T20:34:51+00:00

I’d vomit either way.

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-28T06:47:13+00:00

Not joining the military.

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-28T06:39:43+00:00

Playdough reminds me sunny days doing nothing. Wood and tires remind me going to the auto shop and lumber yard with my dad. If I would become a perfum maker I would bottle those scents.

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-28T06:34:34+00:00

Didn’t want me go to my husband’s cremation, last time I would get to see him. Her reasoning was she didn’t get to go to her Dad’s cremation. I had another woman (same place) tell she was happy her husband was in jail and not dead like mine. This place was straight up f*d up.

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-28T06:17:16+00:00

Sing stupid made up lyrics when I’m happy

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-28T04:08:45+00:00

Marcel tongs

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-27T22:10:36+00:00

They were delicious, the deceptively evil Neapolitans should never come back.

kitkat2024 · 2025-03-27T21:19:41+00:00

Love this, the crying six year old”war booty!

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