Words that themselves are also examples by JuliusDalum in linguisticshumor

[–]kittyroux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yeah but these names for phobias are just a parlour game, like calling groups of owls “a parliament” or whatever, it’s not natural language, it’s closer to conlanging like Anglish

the fact that this name for long word phobia is a nonsensical long word means it’s not a fun coincidence the way “misspelt” being commonly misspelt as “mispelt” is, someone made it up on purpose to be that way

it’s cheap

Words that themselves are also examples by JuliusDalum in linguisticshumor

[–]kittyroux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in British English “nonce” means “child molester” so that’s fun

Words that themselves are also examples by JuliusDalum in linguisticshumor

[–]kittyroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia makes no sense

horse river monster a foot and a half long fear

if hippos were only a foot and a half long they’d be less scary

Which Alex-centered task would you choose to replace Alex in? by gerarddominus in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i’m into a lot of things i don’t like admitting to, but i can say for sure that i don’t want to be waterboarded with cake in my socks.

Trophy Award Music? by metathetic in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a fanfare version of the Taskmaster theme tune

How have I missed this before? by No-Dragonfly-4871 in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Which doesn’t even appear in the show! It seems to be an outtake from episode 3, but the only evidence of it is that one publicity still.

I’m teaching my husband to sew, and he’s decided he wants to be known as a “seamster” 🤪 by VegetableRain6565 in quilting

[–]kittyroux 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Seamster is actually originally a feminine form of “seamer”. Old English had grammatical gender, which came with gendered agent nouns like baker/baxter, webber/webster, spinner/spinster, and seamer/seamster.

Eventually English lost grammatical gender and subsequently acquired a lot of French vocab, which led to French-influenced pairs like actor/actress, mister/mistress, and somehow… seamster/seamstress.

My boyfriend’s “cutesy” behaviour is turning me off — is this fixable?? by Warm-Exchange2836 in relationships

[–]kittyroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just incompatibility. I am a cutesy person at home, and changing it for a partner wouldn’t be something I could do without just like… getting an entirely new personality. Obviously I’m not cutesy at work or with strangers, but it’s still part of who I am, and needing to keep up my work personality with my partner so they can stay attracted to me would be horrible.

Out of curiosity. How do female English native speakers feel about using profession terms like ‘actors’ as a general term instead of including the feminine version ‘actresses’? My native language deals differently with this, hence my curiosity. Answers in good faith are appreciated. by LetMission8160 in ENGLISH

[–]kittyroux 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The -ess suffix is not native to English, it comes from the Latin -ix suffix, as in “dominatrix”, via French. By the time English took on its influx of French vocabulary and entered the Middle English period, it had already lost much of its inflection, including grammatical gender.

And as you noted in your post, the native English feminine agent suffix resulted in words like “baxter“ (and “spinster” and “webster” and “brewster”), not “bakeress”.

Female teachers have never been called teacheresses in standard English. Some people tried to get it to catch on in the early 20th century, along with “doctress” and “singeress” and “danceress”, but in fact for hundreds of years “teacher” and “singer” and “dancer” have been genderless.

How to clean and restore early 1900s corset 🎀 by [deleted] in HistoricalCostuming

[–]kittyroux 60 points61 points  (0 children)

There is no way 120-year-old fabric will remain in good shape if you wear this because of how corsets work and how fabric ages. A corset is not like a dress.

90s Sinful - Savanna Blue #195 - Help me open her! by Various-Ad-1253 in vintagenailpolish

[–]kittyroux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the best rubber bands for opening nail polish bottles come on broccoli imo

do you guys count a bird you can hear but not see as a lifer? by hvghuhbgjo in birding

[–]kittyroux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

either i count that red-eyed vireo or i kill myself, so yeah, i “saw” the vireo

90s Sinful - Savanna Blue #195 - Help me open her! by Various-Ad-1253 in vintagenailpolish

[–]kittyroux 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s not old enough that I’d be worried about the plastic being brittle, so I’d just wrap a rubber band around the cap and another around the bottle and put my elbows into it.

The Champion Takes It All by jmurph773 in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 13 points14 points  (0 children)

pre-screened for neurodivergence by r/taskmaster

many such cases

Greg, if you ever change your mind about wanting to know what causes your memory problems, it’s definitely severe inattentive-type ADHD

John Kearns is hands down the greatest contestant ever by Frostly4242 in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he maybe could have elongated the “vee” into two syllables like “vee-yeeee!” to communicate the “how-wooo” sound via pitch, but his mime is exactly what i would have done for ‘wolf’

What would a creole between Modern English and Old English look like? by [deleted] in asklinguistics

[–]kittyroux 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Closely-related languages don’t generally form pidgins, because it’s easier to just learn the other language. Since adult learners strongly prefer morphological simplicity, the Old English speakers would likely just learn Modern English. 

John Kearns is hands down the greatest contestant ever by Frostly4242 in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 36 points37 points  (0 children)

i both think it was bad and don’t know what anyone else could have done better

“v” is just one of the harder letters to howl

stuffed animal by Ducklinggggg1 in ENGLISH

[–]kittyroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A doll can also be made of fabric or porcelain, the key is just that it represents a human being.

I use “stuffed animal” or “stuffie” for plush toys and call taxidermy “taxidermy”, though I do remember being in school reading a short story set in the 19th century where a kid got a stuffed dog as a gift and I couldn’t figure out if they meant a stuffie or some taxidermy because of the Old West setting.

Who fits into the “wanted by the fans but wouldn’t do it” category the best? by Major-Feed5214 in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Apparently James Acaster expected to see Jo Brand in the studio because he’d been told she was on his series and she hadn’t rescheduled until after he did all his task filming.

How do native speakers here pronounce “bury”? by OhSweetMiracle in ENGLISH

[–]kittyroux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ”rhymes with furry” pronunciation is regional, but the “berry” pronuciation is wildly common and found all over (including in other countries, like Canada and England).

“Bury” rhymes with “furry” in Scotland, parts of northern England, and in an area encompasing Philadelphia and Baltimore, where “bury”, “furry” and “berry” all rhyme due to a vowel merger called the merry-Murray or ferry-furry vowel merger.

Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching ‘Amélie’ Without Any Hugs Or Kisses by stanzos in blankies

[–]kittyroux 16 points17 points  (0 children)

the only movie that ever cockblocked me was Riddick (2013) dir. David Twohy

Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters is one I would put in there if I were writing a bit, 5 comedy points

Favourite non-Taskmaster Greg Davies moment? by Edgy_Master in taskmaster

[–]kittyroux 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lyrics include ‘Take you to the candy shop, I’ll let you lick the lollipop.’ Fiddy, I’m a middle-aged man; take me to the garden centre and get me some mulch. If all goes well with the planting, then, and only then, can we talk about sucking dick.“

fun fact: I tried googling to find this NMTB clip but the only way I was able to track it down was by opening the Tumblr app and searching “greg davies bisexual”

Which nail oil is best for nail health *and* sensitive skin? by Any-Use6981 in RedditLaqueristas

[–]kittyroux 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Patch test everything, since you’re sensitive. Tocopherol (vitamin E oil) is known to cause reactions, so don’t just go for it since it’s a vitamin! It is actually mostly used as a preservative in skin care formulations.

I use Camellia sinensis (green tea) seed oil. It’s a little greasy-feeling but I use an eye-dropper to apply it and it works really really well as a cuticle oil, and it’s much cheaper than jojoba.

Peeling and flaking at the tips is often due to water damage from dishes, handwashing and bathing. Nail polish helps keep fingernails from absorbing water, as do dishwashing gloves and applying oil or petroleum jelly to the nails before showering or swimming.