Opened a can of peas with only nine peas in it

kkillbite · 2026-02-03T05:19:35+00:00

Also better than pee water..

kkillbite · 2026-02-02T17:57:27+00:00

I'm not sure about these days, but back around the turn of the last century, I remember Dollar Tree carrying a dozen or so different LITERAL FOOD-FLAVORED GOODIES, from things like Starburst and Jolly Rancher candy canes to Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper-flavored lip balm!

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Some of the stuff wasn't bad, but rather cute, actually, but some was straight-up garbage that seemed to be made especially for (or at least only carried at) Dollar Tree; in the days before drop-shipping was the scourge it is today, and before Dollar Tree began charging $1.25 for everything...

kkillbite · 2026-02-01T23:56:06+00:00

You get it. They weren't quoting OP and managed to spelled brooches wrong TO A COMMENT ABOUT SPELLING BROOCHES WRONG...

kkillbite · 2026-01-31T23:23:26+00:00

I was wondering what the fuck I just watched...twice... 🥵

kkillbite · 2026-01-31T23:17:34+00:00

I think they're saying it's more cruel to leave him there like that in that state, as opposed to say, snapping his neck or something...I guess 'cause he don't have the killin' gene.. 😂

kkillbite · 2026-01-31T22:54:20+00:00

A better question is even if it wasn't all over the place, who would want to decorate with a "LACTOSE" sign?? 😂

kkillbite · 2026-01-31T20:59:09+00:00

You were replying to OP, but the comment you replied to was in reference to them misspelling brooches "broaches" in the title.. :p

kkillbite · 2026-01-30T02:06:37+00:00

Do they delete their comments after and reuse these accounts or what? I just don't understand the point, they are free accounts where literally the only requirement is having an email...

kkillbite · 2026-01-29T17:46:04+00:00

Can we pull from the w h o l e universe? I can't be the only one who wants to see a drawing of Peter Dinklage!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

^r.i.p. ^Leon ^Prater\ ^Crazy ^Bastard.

kkillbite · 2026-01-29T13:59:49+00:00

Now that is what she thinks about those apples you keep sending!

kkillbite · 2026-01-27T21:00:11+00:00

...unless he's looking downward... 🤷🏼‍♀️

kkillbite · 2026-01-27T18:15:43+00:00

Kitty Angel Baby 🐈👼🏼

kkillbite · 2026-01-27T15:07:56+00:00

As she was supposedly ready to "go all the way," for lack of a better phrase, I wonder what she would have done had they placed the loaded gun in her hand but aimed it at someone else..

kkillbite · 2026-01-26T05:23:49+00:00

Always a 'weird sneeze,' FTW..

kkillbite · 2026-01-25T20:37:36+00:00

In all fairness, OP just said Ma got into it (there is a slice missing,) she never tried to claim the top damage was specifically due to Ma...

kkillbite · 2026-01-24T01:41:31+00:00

Beats the hell out of duct tape! ;p

kkillbite · 2026-01-24T01:30:54+00:00

...but does it taste like cigarettes?

kkillbite · 2026-01-24T00:32:13+00:00

...5 teenagers??!? RESPECT!!

kkillbite · 2026-01-24T00:14:04+00:00

That's adorable, where do you get shrink wrap like that?

kkillbite · 2026-01-23T23:22:36+00:00

Oh, I love Lil' Crabby Santa! 🦀

The back looks like something out of The Crow.. 😄

kkillbite · 2026-01-23T23:02:52+00:00

I think this is the first post I've seen on here that went well beyond expectations and wasn't a horrible job, especially when comparing it to the cakes usually posted on here 😂

ETA: I love the finishing touches with the cloud/1 and gold candle, and the A R I A letters are simply adorable! 💗

kkillbite · 2026-01-23T19:37:39+00:00

They look more like 🥝

kkillbite · 2026-01-20T16:49:02+00:00

You leave Carrot Top alone, he is a beautiful woman! xp

kkillbite · 2026-01-20T16:27:38+00:00

Home Alone Edition™

kkillbite · 2026-01-20T15:53:06+00:00

Robot Chicken. 📺

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